DIY Anti-Cheating Device

There's no context (or credit) to this image we found over at Arbroath today, so it's your job, dear Neatoramanauts, to supply the explanation. Funniest explanation wins T-shirt of your choice from the NeatoShop (may we suggest selecting one from the Science and Funny T-shirt categories?). Please remember to write your selection alongside your entry, otherwise you forfeit the prize.

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Update 11/8/10 - the winner: Women have finally triumphed over the Taliban, so now boys are forced to wear blinders instead of girls wearing burkas! Congrats to Wendy who go the Type Bike T-shirt!

This has nothing to do with cheating. The cool kid wore one of these headfolders yesterday, so today the entire class is wearing them. Tomorrow, he'll decide it's not cool anymore, and no one will wear them anymore, but there will be dozens of them in the clearance bins at Walmart.

"Fine Line Between Genius and Insanity..." T shirt, Size M, Crimson Red
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The school's plan to lobotomize the class to stop them from cheating failed miserably, so the folders had a dual purpose of holding the brains in and preventing them from cheating.

I doubt it's funny enough to win, but: http://www.neatoshop.com/product/Save-The-Earth-Its-The-Only-One-with-Chocolate

Medium, female.
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There is a sudden call for human ponies in the kink world. These hard working students are taking their final test to see if they have what it takes to be a pony. Just to set the mood they all decided to wear their blinders for the test.

T-shirt: Hydrogen Bondage Colour: White Size: Small
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It's a screencap from the Philippine movie "The Man and the Manila" which entails the hardships of adolescence, fighting the system, and self expression. Probably the best moment is when the central character shows up to school one morning wearing a Five Star folder. A navy blue one.

"I Find Your Lack of Mask Disturbing"/Men, Size XL, Navy
(http://www.neatoshop.com/product/I-Find-Your-Lack-of-Mask-Disturbing)
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As the school had only recently implemented a dress code, it had failed to properly budget Halloween costumes.

Vandelay Industries, L, Black
http://www.neatoshop.com/product/Vandelay-Industries
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Ad for a new shampoo called "Head and folders". The kids have so much dandruff that they need this system to prevent the shower of white flakes. Once they use the new shampoo, this setup will be unnecessary. Voila.

Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver, Small
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IMAGE CAPTION: And to everyone's surprise, the "Pretend You're Dumbo" Project was the school's biggest hit in recent history.

Lawn Gegnome Project T-Shirt. Normal fit. Size M.
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After little Tommy cut his face, students were too afraid to see him, they hid their seeing angles.

Money is the root of all evil-Dollar-Navy-Large
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It's a variation of the game "Heads Up 7-Up". Instead of being selected by your thumb being pressed down and with your face against your desk and trying to guess who pressed your thumb, you have to guess who put the folder on top of your head while it was down.

ORLY Ladies L Chocolate
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After an isolated rash of academic cheating where by all 28 students were found to have the same incorrect answers, the student whom reportedly had the original answers to the exam was given the task to find a solution to the cheating.

"I told my father and he was very upset. He works at the National Manila Folder Manufacturing Plant, and donated folders for everyone in our school"
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OO! Sorry
Type-Bike:T-Shirt:2XL:Ash-Grey

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After an isolated rash of academic cheating where by all 28 students were found to have the same incorrect answers, the student whom reportedly had the original answers to the exam was given the task to find a solution to the cheating.

"I told my father and he was very upset. He works at the National Manila Folder Manufacturing Plant, and donated folders for everyone in our school"
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To cut costs, the old paper mill decided to outsource its quality assurance to the local school so it was possible for them to buy a brand new computer. The 3 most important traits to be taken into consideration and logged is transparency, abrasiveness, and flavour.

Remember: Pillage, Then Burn
Chocolate XL
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