How Many Quarters Can You Fit Inside Your Belly Button? - Neatorama

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Have you ever done anything truly extraordinary with your life? Well, whatever it is, I'm sure that it pales in comparison with this extraordinary feat by Randon Beasley of Fayetteville, Arkansas. The above video shows him stuffing thirty quarters into his belly button.

Yes, that's thirty quarters.

A couple of other impressions are discernible by the end of the video:
1. He's doing this to impress a girl (holding the camera)
2. It's working

via Urlesque

...nothing like your 15 minutes of fame, although it's hard to figure why anyone would want to do it like this.

As Dean Wormer of the movie "Animal House" would say: "Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son."

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Or...if you want a more recent quote, "Stupid is as stupid does" (Forrest Gump)

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What Alex said. Also, this...THIS is "Redneck Love."

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The practical applications of this talent are innumerable. Toll bridges come to mind.

I kinda envy the guy.

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Poor President Washington.

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Fess up people, you know you tried it.

My record is a pathetic 2 nickels.

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Errrr I dunno. BUT PROBABLY NOT MANY.

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At least he has a place to put loose change if he doesn't have any pockets. I wonder what else he could hide in there.

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I use it to hide the precioussssssss

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Oh God, the moobs! My eyes!!! Someone get that man a bra!

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... and just when I was beginning to get over my germ-phobia when it comes to touching money.

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Looks like next years Neatorama/Reddit GTFO contest winner.
YAH!!!!

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congrats...... you are 30 quarters fat. On a side note I now know how dirty money can be.

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Couldn't fit a whole roll in, eh?

At least he has a goal he may be able to meet in the future.

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please everyone, wash your hands after handling change. There are worse world records involving shoving change in holes

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Wow. I'd be able to fit one dime in there. Maybe two.

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That video is the anti-ad for Mountain Dew.

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Because wallets are for sissies.

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Remind me never to borrow change from this guy.

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Boy, I bet he could pack a couple leftover breakfast biscuits in there and keep them warm till lunch. Gravy too if he put it in first. Hey, can't be throwing good food away in this economy.

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used to be able to do 8 up my nose until i found out that hepatitis exists, and what it is. between that and the little ridges sawing at my nostrils on removal, i've given it up.

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What, no piggy-bank jokes??? Really?!?! I mean, but... No wait. What???? Seriously?!?!

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Watch the full video here - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEy0Tu7OzJ4

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i thought fitting 8 quarters in my bellybutton waas fricken awesome but 30 .. my god.. at least im not a fat ass like him ^.^

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u gotta walk into a store and buy something and pull out all quarters from ur gut would be funny as shit!! i did it once \./

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