Some headlines just write themselves. Case in point:
Butts Arrested in Boob Murder Case
POTTER TOWNSHIP, CENTRE COUNTY - Police have arrested a third person in connection with the murder of Samuel Boob.
Boob was shot and killed at his home in Potter Township, Centre County, on the morning of August 23rd, 2009.
Kermit Butts, 26, of Madisonburg, is accused of driving the suspected killer to and from the crime scene on the morning of the killing. He was charged with aggravated assault and assisting a murder suspect and placed in the Centre County Prison.
I can only assume it started as a fight over who had the most ridiculous name.
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Maybe Butts was on crack.
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I suppose I would laugh if someone hadn't died.
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Is this supposed to be funny?
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Man, I used to live in the next town over from there. There's some weird people out that way.
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If your surname was Boob why would you not change it, immediately?
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Hahaha, funny headlines relating to murder...
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I live in the area and saw this on the news the other night. Was going to send the headline to Leno, but could only find the online one.
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