The Great White Snark wrote that getting a Batman mullet is akin to child abuse:
My point is this: I suffered thanks to my own poor judgement. This kid suffered thanks to his parents’ poor judgment.
Because no little kid says, “Hey, you know what would be just dapper? A choppy mullet with a Batman symbol carved in the side.”
Nay, I say, I would so love a Batman mullet like that when I was a little boy. What say you, Neatoramanauts: Bad or Rad?