GTFO Finalists

By David in Neatorama Exclusives, Video Clips on Jul 23, 2010 at 11:20 am

Last day to vote!! Arm Rotating Girl has taken the lead by A LOT! And we just read in the comments that Star Wars Playing Unicycle Riding Guy has decided to sell his iPad, should he win, and donate all the proceeds to Gulf Coast cleanup!! WOW! The gauntlet has been dropped!!! Cast your vote and help us pick the 2010 GTFO Winners now!

Take a look at all 14 videos and place your vote for the best. (“Best” being defined as however you see fit. The worst? The weirdest? The one that made you giggle the most?)
What’s at stake? An iPad and serious bragging rights for the winner, plus lots of fun runner-up prizes for 2nd-5th place.

Here’s two videos to get you started. The other 12, plus the poll to cast your vote, are found after the jump below.

Click to see the others and to cast YOUR vote!



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  1. lewis82
    Jul 19th, 2010 at 10:03 am

    Ac-cor-di-on.

  2. Fuzzy Mike
    Jul 19th, 2010 at 11:18 am

    Funny thing about those Katanas is that they look almost identical ( case and writings ) to a display sword i got for 70 bucks in New Orleans. Even the stand looks the same. He may or may not have real Katanas, but it is still a good act.

  3. SenorMysterioso
    Jul 19th, 2010 at 11:25 am

    Dang, I guess I could have come up with something. After seeing the first entry, the unicycle piper, I figured they would all be on par with him so sat out.

    ::snicker snicker… Neatorama called you “Ball Juggler Guy”

  4. Grrr
    Jul 19th, 2010 at 1:17 pm

    I can think of two different ways celery girl could be cheating (all the celery was cut to 17 cm, and/or she took a specific one on purpose). Also, she’s acting kind of fishy. Or poorly. Why does she have so many votes?

  5. SenorMysterioso
    Jul 19th, 2010 at 7:26 pm

    probably has a lot of friends

  6. Frau
    Jul 19th, 2010 at 7:47 pm

    Accordion girl has noticed that accordion is spelled incorrectly.

  7. saywha
    Jul 19th, 2010 at 10:11 pm

    So who is everyone’s favorite…and second favorite?

  8. c0ldfish
    Jul 20th, 2010 at 3:10 am

    my favorite is the glass chewer

    DID YOU SEE THOSE GIRLS???????????????

  9. DrewBlood
    Jul 20th, 2010 at 9:07 am

    @c0ldfish – I know I enjoyed my view of them ;) Vote for me or another baby light bulb gets it!

  10. James Dean Bond
    Jul 20th, 2010 at 9:51 am

    your all batsh*t retarded for not voting for the dude who eats glass and had chicks jumping on a board with nails in it. Celery girl? why anyone would vote for this must be because she has a nice rack? Bagpipe guy has something going for him. I still think ingesting glass is far more of a talent than riding a 1 wheeled vehicle and playing a musical instrument.

  11. Frau
    Jul 20th, 2010 at 10:05 am

    You people should vote for Accordion Girl. Or else she will start submitting every zombie, bacon, woodchuck on the side of the road, school lunch cheese sandwich and accordion related articles to the Upcoming Queue, that she can find. She has read this blog long enough to know how much Neatoramanauts LOOOOOOVE zombies, accordion music and bacon. Am I right?

  12. Molly the Celery Estimator
    Jul 20th, 2010 at 11:00 am

    I had no idea people felt so much hostility towards celery and breasts. Perhaps I should have used a carrot and a chestbinder?

  13. C.A.
    Jul 20th, 2010 at 12:48 pm

    Don’t be hasty Molly! Everything is just fine.

  14. Frau
    Jul 20th, 2010 at 4:01 pm

    @ Molly – dont worry about it. People dislike me more than you. And you cant even see my boobs.

  15. nick
    Jul 20th, 2010 at 9:16 pm

    eating glass dude kicks ass. girls nails and glass. badass go drew blood

  16. Gonzodak
    Jul 21st, 2010 at 1:02 am

    Glass chewer hands down.

    Some of the others were okay, but he actually put flesh on the line for the contest!

    Drew Blood FTW!

  17. court
    Jul 21st, 2010 at 6:46 am

    yes…glass chewing dude kicks ass!!! VOTE FOR HIM!!!

    with all the talents he has…he is more than deserving!

    Go Drew Blood!!!

    court

  18. DrewBlood
    Jul 21st, 2010 at 9:02 am

    I just want to say, as things get really close, that Backwards Piano Guy, you’re awesome and amazingly talented, and I had fucking Rent in my head the whole weekend when I went camping. And for that, I must beat you ;)

  19. KateMonster!
    Jul 21st, 2010 at 9:08 am

    Glass chewin’ guy! Drew Blood, YOU are a mad genius!

  20. ratita
    Jul 21st, 2010 at 10:03 am

    Go glass chewing guy! He did put actual flesh on the line for the contest. And not a whole lot of people can eat glass or be squashed on a bed of nails.

  21. Kalel
    Jul 21st, 2010 at 1:16 pm

    Seems someone has gotten his friends to visit Neatorama.

    As much as I admire the pillow-fighting cuties, my vote goes to the coolest submission, Tricycle Man.

  22. Kalel
    Jul 21st, 2010 at 1:30 pm

    Ah, sorry. I meant to say Unicycle man.

  23. Ricky
    Jul 22nd, 2010 at 1:42 am

    I liked the backwards piano guy.
    2nd place should be celery estimator.
    I didnt watch all of them though, but used the poll to guess what each person does.
    The girl who does the arm trick is alright…not really a talent.

  24. Mr.X
    Jul 22nd, 2010 at 2:12 am

    Arm rotating girl is winning? Seriously?

  25. MasterBlaster
    Jul 22nd, 2010 at 2:18 am

    When will the vote end? There is no info about it.

  26. DrewBlood
    Jul 22nd, 2010 at 4:24 am

    Well..that’s different.

  27. Backwards Piano Playing Guy
    Jul 22nd, 2010 at 4:57 am

    @DrewBlood: Thanks! I thoroughly enjoyed your class act too (and while I’m very impressed by your talent, I can’t say I would want to emulate it – ever)… and for that I must do everything in my power to prevent you from beating me! Rawr! :D

    Seriously, all the talents are phenomenal. Good luck everyone!

  28. DrewBlood
    Jul 22nd, 2010 at 8:00 am

    @MasterBlaster Friday night I believe

  29. supercarrot
    Jul 22nd, 2010 at 9:30 am

    @celery girl, it probably would have been better if you would have had someone hack a freshly cut piece of celery in the background and hand it to you to be more believable than to pull a previously cut piece from an unmanned bowl. (sorry, just my honest opinion)

  30. Jessicasaysbobobo
    Jul 22nd, 2010 at 1:13 pm

    Rotating Arm Girl.!
    Damn, DisneyKid1 has got some power over the internet.

  31. Frau
    Jul 22nd, 2010 at 1:34 pm

    ooooh !!zomg!!! I AM NO LONGER DEAD LAST. yay!! thanks mom!!!

  32. DrewBlood
    Jul 22nd, 2010 at 2:15 pm

    What’s this about DisneyKid1?

  33. blasto2236
    Jul 22nd, 2010 at 2:28 pm

    Seriously, Arm-Rotating girl is winning? Isn’t a talent something you have to learn and master, not just some genetic defect of a party trick? Now riding a unicycle WHILE playing bagpipes? That takes talent.

  34. snuggs
    Jul 22nd, 2010 at 3:05 pm

    unicycle guy has got that shit on lock thanks for riding by my bar

  35. lynntofu
    Jul 22nd, 2010 at 5:03 pm

    I can’t seem to select the Starwars bagpipe cycle guy. Help!!

  36. saywha
    Jul 22nd, 2010 at 8:12 pm

    @lynntofu Try refreshing the page or exiting the voting altogether and then reopen the page and try again. Also, make sure that everything has loaded completely, your computer may just be lagging.

  37. Bianca
    Jul 22nd, 2010 at 8:47 pm

    Bagpipe guy rode through our new cart pod on 43rd and Belmont. I hope he comes back, super f’ing cool!!!!

  38. bennyj
    Jul 23rd, 2010 at 8:58 am

    Celery Girl FTW! Cute and wearing an Ohio Shirt :D

  39. unipiper
    Jul 23rd, 2010 at 10:15 am

    Brian the Unipiper here – Just wanted to share that if I win the contest, I will be selling the ipad and donating the money to gulf cleanup efforts! GTFO FTW!

  40. DrewBlood
    Jul 23rd, 2010 at 10:39 am

    Good luck, unipiper. I know I’m not winning this but hoping you manage to pull ahead.

  41. CaliQueen
    Jul 23rd, 2010 at 12:02 pm

    Is this contest rigged or does the arm rotating girl just have a boat ton of friends?!?!? I’m sorry but her talent is bunk!! I can’t believe she is going to win this over some of the other people on here who actually did something talented!!

  42. exwowaddict
    Jul 23rd, 2010 at 12:36 pm

    Bonus points to entries under the time limit of 45 seconds.

  43. DrewBlood
    Jul 23rd, 2010 at 12:47 pm

    The time limit was 90 seconds

  44. SenorMysterioso
    Jul 23rd, 2010 at 2:06 pm

    Must have got the word out on facebook or rallied her school or something. I doubt many people that just came across the contest voted for her.

  45. werda
    Jul 23rd, 2010 at 2:16 pm

    Arm rotating girl must have countless WoW friends, each with 4 computers casting their votes.
    Kinda bunk, I say.

  46. kid_icarus
    Jul 23rd, 2010 at 2:36 pm

    if that piper spent more time practicing and less time unicycling that would not be so unbearable to listen to.

  47. DavidKey
    Jul 23rd, 2010 at 2:53 pm

    Hi, Sword Juggling Guy here.
    Before the contest ends I would like to express my deepest sympathies to DrewBlood and unipiper for their fantastic acts.

  48. Jefferson
    Jul 23rd, 2010 at 3:10 pm

    I can’t vote for about a third of the entries, no matter how many times I refresh. Wanted to vote for glass eater, but couldn’t. WTF? I’m running firefox 3.6.7

  49. Frau
    Jul 23rd, 2010 at 3:14 pm

    ZOMG!! I now have 8 votes!!! Thanks to whomever voted for me!! I guess the lesson I have learned form this is – Next time show off my bar trick talent of being able to stick my fist in my mouth.
    Or play the accordion topless.

  50. SenorMysterioso
    Jul 23rd, 2010 at 4:04 pm

    if you take the top off your accordian it won’t work Frau

  51. Ducklyn
    Jul 24th, 2010 at 1:18 am

    Haha the only reason rotating arm girl is winning is because this guy on Youtube told everyone to vote for her! XD He totally rigged the votes

  52. Frau
    Jul 24th, 2010 at 10:43 am

    @ SenorMysterioso – No the top does not come off. But my top does. And unfortunately my left boob kept getting caught in the bellows. Gave new meaning to the word “squeeze box”.

    ZOMG!! Who gave me the two more votes I need to win…well nothing at this point. Guess I better start getting around to searching the internets for every bacon and zombie story I can post to the Upcoming Queue. Wonder if there is abacon made from zombies? Well it wouldn’t be bacon, it would be jerky. Hmmmm.

  53. sciencesarah
    Jul 24th, 2010 at 6:39 pm

    What in the world is taking so long for the final announcement!?

  54. saywha
    Jul 24th, 2010 at 11:36 pm

    Just wanted to share that I’m not defective….I work quite well actually :)

  55. Frau
    Jul 25th, 2010 at 11:20 am

    SO LIEK DID I WIN???!!

    lol

  56. DrewBlood
    Jul 27th, 2010 at 6:40 am

    Must have been some hanging chads, eh?

  57. Frau
    Jul 27th, 2010 at 12:14 pm

    lol – what would be the internet equivalent?


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