Cornier Than Ethanol

Cornier Than Ethanol - $14.95 | Design by Chris Murphy, modeled by Ana Lilia

Here's the perfect T-shirt for those who love corny jokes like:

Q: Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?
A: Because they kept on saying "Bach, Bach, Bach"

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Now I know what my Dad is getting for Christmas...

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What kind of car does God drive? Well, it says right there in the Bible that God drove Adam and Eve out of the garden in his Fury.

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The girl is smoking hot.

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CRUD! DavidG you stole my thunder. She is truly FINE!

Kalel - go sit in the corner, that was really terrible.
GGGGG

Alex - Shame on you for keeping her a secret. Then again I sure don't blame you.

(Ana will you marry me)

(Fine hell, she's 100 stages above fine)

(kind of makes me remember the old field telephone bit but my manners prevent me from posting it)

(an Ana fan club would be cool)

(not as cool as Ana but really cool none the less)

(she's finer than watching a DC3 fly by)

(or a Model A Ford drive by)

(that smile could charm the monkeys out of the trees)

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