Woman Blames Crash on Vampire
An unnamed woman in Colorado backed her car into a canal near the town of Fruita Sunday night. She told police that she saw a vampire in the road and was so scared she put her car into reverse and backed away, ending up in the canal.She was not injured. Her husband arrived on the scene and took her home. Troopers do not suspect alcohol or drugs to be factors in this accident.
They added that they found no evidence of a vampire.
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Bet the insurance guys appreciated this one. Beats the usual excuses.
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Well sh*t, time to call those Winchester boys...
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I wonder what type of vampire it was, if it was Wesley Snipes kitted out in his armor it'd be something to worry about. If it was a glittery vampire from any of Stephenie Meyer's works, I'd have run them over.
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She knew driving into the vampire would just aggravate it; she's now fastened wooden stakes to the front of her car just in case it happens again.
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"Yes ma'am, we'll go look for the vampire. While you're waiting would you blow into this balloon and pee in this cup???"
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