IN HONOR OF BILLY MAYS, WHO DIED ONE YEAR AGO TODAY, WRITE IN ALL CAPITAL LETTERS LIKE A FIRST-TIME INTERNET USER. THUS DECLARES BUZZFEED:
SO LET IT BE DONE.
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BUT THAT'S NOT ALL! SEE ALSO: 5 STRANGEST PRODUCTS PITCHED BY BILLY MAYS
WE SHALL BE A LIVING MEMORY OF HIS BOOMING VOICE, ECHOING THROUGHOUT TIME AND OUR INFOMERCIAL RERUNS.
SO LET IT BE DONE.
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BUT THAT'S NOT ALL! SEE ALSO: 5 STRANGEST PRODUCTS PITCHED BY BILLY MAYS
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SO CALL NOW AND YOU WILL GET ALL THIS FOR THE ONE LOW PRICE....
ENJOY THIS BIT OF BILLY NOSTALGIA:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpJGZ9RHAvU
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