Steve Martin's Leaked Tour Rider

Steve Martin's tour rider has been leaked from his recent banjo-wielding tour with the Steep Canyon Rangers.  Let's just say that his relationship with his bandmates might be strained at best.  If you thought Spinal Tap had it bad with the folded meat and tiny bread, then you haven't tried looking for "bluish" roast beef. Some sample requests:

-Instruments must be tuned by a wiry sarcastic guy named Shorty, Lou, or Lightnin'.

-If venue is a sporting arena, scoreboard should read "Steve 1, Bluegrass 0"

-Buffet [must include] one (1) whole roasted chicken for Steve to use as dancing puppet.

Keep in mind, this was "leaked" on Martin's own site. Link

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This one is even better. For an Australian "performer".

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Captain-Flange/470349345482?v=app_2347471856#!/note.php?note_id=315378542146
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