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A new ATM in a luxurious hotel in Abu Dubai dispenses little gold bars and coins to customers. It's updated every ten minutes to stay current with prices on the world gold market:
The exterior of the machine is coated with a thin layer of gold and offers customers 320 items to choose from, ranging from gold bars that can weigh up to 10 grams, to customised gold coins.
Gold rates are constantly updated inside the shiny machine in the hotel's lobby, courtesy of a built-in computer connected to a dealer which sells gold online
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Dear Western World,
You say you have machines that dispense cash after inserting a piece of plastic? That's good...but what if you could then take that cash and insert it into an entirely new machine that then turned it into gold? And then maybe you could take that gold put it into yet another machine that then turned it into Chuck Norris Sweat (The most valuable commodity known to man) ? Okay, now you're on to something America.
Sincerely,
Sterotypical Guy From The UAE
All of us terrorists are actually recycling sophomoric comments like yours and using this le merde [as our Algerian Brothers call it] to create high-concentrate fuel in order to build dirty bombs to blow up your anus... I mean Uranus. The planet. We Jihadi's hate that orb. And being a member of the Islamic Dyslectic International Organization of Terrorists aka IDIOT we also hate the UAE. It is TOO similar to USA.
And Gold sounds like God and we only pray to ALLAH.
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Nice touch rebuking my stale, outdated Chuck Norris joke, with a pre-school level Uranus joke. I cede this battle to you.
Sincerely,
A Lover of Butt Jokes