Cat Owners Are More Educated Than Dog Owners

That’s so funny about the *cat staff* because that’s exactly what I was thinking. I’m educated and I have 3 cats. And, it’s true; I like dogs, but my work schedule prohibits properly taking care of a dog.

As someone on Radio 4 said, since it was a phone poll, it may just mean that dog owners are more likely to have ex-directory phone numbers.

They have staff and they require resumes and references.

Of course, those of us with both are the smartest of all …

I offer a service for people who can’t own a dog but want to enjoy all the benefits of one. For $30, I will show up once a month with a wheelbarrow full of feces and dump it around your backyard. Premium service includes sitting in your yard and screaming to the top of my lungs until the neighbors call the city.

Wow sky. My cat wants nothing more than to purr on my lap and stare at me beatifically. Heck, she even plays fetch. It’s adorable to watch her standing there, huffing, holding a toy in her mouth and waiting for me to reach out for it so she can drop it into my hand. Then to see her tense as her gaze fixes on it, waiting for me to throw it.

Why the cat hate? I don’t hate dogs. I just don’t get it.

Also don’t follow the link in this name. I think there’s some kind of virus at work on this on computer.

@antdude: i think you bought a small dog