Caption Monkey 68: Kids Incorporated

By Ape Lad in Animals & Pets, Caption Monkey on Jan 26, 2010 at 11:17 pm

This week’s Caption Monkey photo comes from the previously mentioned flickr pool, which you can join here. I’ll be sending Kevin a surprise since I’m using his photo.

You can win something too! Submit your caption in the comments below (enter as often as you’d like), and if you are the funniest (as judged by me), I’ll send you an original drawing of a monkey of your choice.

Good luck, I’ll post the winner in approximately 24 hours.

UPDATE

We have a winner! It’s Pitacoatl with “This summer blockbuster: ‘The Kids who stare at men, who stare at goats, who stare at grass.’”
I would totally see that movie. Thanks for playing everyone! See you next week!

Neat stuff from the NeatoShop:

Gauldar
Jan 26th, 2010 at 11:46 pm
Toddlers Who Stare at Goats
Steve0
Jan 26th, 2010 at 11:48 pm
Dammit, I told you the goat needed to be THIS tall. How am I supposed to feed my family with a goat this small?
bigwhitebear18
Jan 27th, 2010 at 12:00 am
I’m just here to pick up the kid.
dmartin008
Jan 27th, 2010 at 12:03 am
Between you and me, this goat smells like ass.
Jen Machajewski
Jan 27th, 2010 at 12:07 am
Who you callin’ kid?
diamanteskies
Jan 27th, 2010 at 12:11 am
What do you mean by he’s bigger than me? He’s only about THAT high.
WordyGrrl
Jan 27th, 2010 at 12:22 am
Yes, Billy. The Pumpkin Bowler will be ours. Stay calm and when I give you the signal, UNLEASH HORNS!
travis jones
Jan 27th, 2010 at 12:23 am
Young Mickey Rourke should’ve known his deal for fame would be frought with peril when the goat refused to look him in the eye.
funkyfresh56789
Jan 27th, 2010 at 12:30 am
My parents couldn’t afford a pony
travis jones
Jan 27th, 2010 at 12:30 am
er, fraught… sorry
jprnll
Jan 27th, 2010 at 12:33 am
want some coffee to go with that mug?
Radarlove
Jan 27th, 2010 at 1:01 am
Although the resulting offspring was funny, we all agreed that we should stop giving the dog beer when the goat was “in season.”
Johnny Cat
Jan 27th, 2010 at 1:06 am
Guy in background: “Hey have you seen my driver disc?”
Brad
Jan 27th, 2010 at 1:20 am
I’m gonna count to four… all I’m sayin’is mess with the goat, you get the horns.
Roga
Jan 27th, 2010 at 1:42 am
She was hesitant about fisting the goat but I promised her there was a box of Lucky Charms just waiting for her up there! She really loved those fake marshmallow thingies.
Dacky
Jan 27th, 2010 at 3:50 am
Keep Calm and Carry On!
guyek
Jan 27th, 2010 at 4:00 am
“I swear kid, if you lose your contacts one more time we’re getting you glasses.”
Scotchdrnkr
Jan 27th, 2010 at 4:54 am
What the Hell am I supposed to do with this thing?
(Can be said by either the goat or the kid)
Foreigner1
Jan 27th, 2010 at 5:47 am
Seriously? Am I logged in a Guyek???
….Or has he Hijacked the site…?

…Because I’m not him!

Caption-

Pooky and the Goat just before they were taken to the sacrificial altar of the Cult of Heavy Metal to be Slaughtered with Headsplitting music……..
Mike A.
Jan 27th, 2010 at 6:12 am
“What’d you say about my mom?”
MicTheGhost
Jan 27th, 2010 at 6:20 am
I told you guys…Miss Nicks is not giving Interviews right now.
Christophe
Jan 27th, 2010 at 6:36 am
Dad, your new lawnmover smells weird…
pipichua
Jan 27th, 2010 at 6:56 am
“wo, keep it down low on the deal we’ve just talked about eh? me dad is coming.”
nobody
Jan 27th, 2010 at 7:42 am
This is not the goat you are looking for.
Move along. . .
Donovan Davies
Jan 27th, 2010 at 8:02 am
Quick Jennie, help me find the gizmo.
Jeh know how Kevin gets when the sun shines out his ass.
zook
Jan 27th, 2010 at 8:04 am
“What’s the most you ever lost on a coin toss?”
Daz
Jan 27th, 2010 at 8:09 am
When mum said I needed a Nanny, I’m not sure that’s what she meant…
!elbakrameR®
Jan 27th, 2010 at 8:14 am
*shrug* “Kids today! What can ya’ do, though, really?…”
Daz
Jan 27th, 2010 at 8:14 am
Okay, just to be sure, this one is NOT to be fed to the troll, okay?
Bianca
Jan 27th, 2010 at 8:27 am
I used to be a twin, but the goat got to us before Mikey did.
Quoto
Jan 27th, 2010 at 8:28 am
American Goatic
Matt
Jan 27th, 2010 at 8:34 am
“I’m near a goat!”
“I’m near a goat!”
“You better watch cuz I’m near a motha f***ing goat!”
CreamTrumpet
Jan 27th, 2010 at 9:21 am
Daddy, you should’ve bought a lawnmower.
CreamTrumpet
Jan 27th, 2010 at 9:24 am
Are you sure this is a puppy?
CreamTrumpet
Jan 27th, 2010 at 9:27 am
Eww, I think I just trod in something…
Jose Galaviz
Jan 27th, 2010 at 10:47 am
you aint got my goats to stay here
Lnothing7
Jan 27th, 2010 at 11:59 am
billy biLLy billy… i told you! not while They’re around.
dmsheldon87
Jan 27th, 2010 at 12:25 pm
I told you I wanted my money.
Alician
Jan 27th, 2010 at 12:46 pm
When Little Billy wanted some Milk, he usually got his way…..Muahhhahahaa!!!

Man in background – “NOOOOooooooooo!!!”
Pitacoatl
Jan 27th, 2010 at 1:15 pm
This summer blockbuster: “The Kids who stare at men, who stare at goats, who stare at grass”
SHARON
Jan 27th, 2010 at 2:05 pm
Introducing the world’s first toddler safe lawn mower! Reserve yours now! Only $99.95!
hillary
Jan 27th, 2010 at 3:28 pm
where the hell did that come from?
Tulamaru
Jan 27th, 2010 at 4:07 pm
Yeah, that’s my goat. Wanna make something of it? Hey, Tommy! This guy here doesn’t like Billy! You know what we do to people around here that don’t like Billy? I didn’t think so…
MariV
Jan 27th, 2010 at 4:17 pm
Pet him? Pet him! Are you serious, mom?
qwerty123
Jan 27th, 2010 at 4:42 pm
Getting a neighborhood kid to cut your grass.
You’re doing it right.
DavidG
Jan 27th, 2010 at 5:05 pm
Daha-aha-aha-aha-deeeey?
c0ldfish
Jan 27th, 2010 at 5:13 pm
“hey, city boy, don’t look at my goat.”
Teddy
Jan 27th, 2010 at 9:29 pm
The chupacabra’s not as scary in person.
farty
Jan 27th, 2010 at 11:37 pm
you want me to pose with with this!?? i said i wanted pony!

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