Farmer Expresses Love for His Wife with 120,000 Pounds of Manure

By John Farrier in Everything Else on Jan 10, 2010 at 5:00 pm

Dick Kleis, a farmer in Zwingle, Iowa, decided to express his affection for his wife in a way that she would (apparently) appreciate. On the occasion of her birthday, he wrote out “HAP B DAY LUV U” in giant letters made of manure across his field:

But Carole Kleis isn’t just any woman — she’s the wife of a farmer, and a little natural fertilizer doesn’t bother her a bit, even if this particular usage is rather unusual.

“He’s done weird things before for birthdays,” she said. “But maybe not this weird.” [...]

“I was going to put a heart out there after the happy birthday, but I ran out of manure,” he said. “It’s not hard. Any manure will work but the good, soft, gushy, warm stuff works the best. It kind of melts the snow.”

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  1. CebeiNDir
    Jan 10th, 2010 at 5:28 pm

    te?ekkürler verdi?iniz bu güzel bilgi için

  2. Kalel
    Jan 10th, 2010 at 7:22 pm

    True love can tolerate a lot of crap.

  3. Justin
    Jan 11th, 2010 at 1:04 am

    His manure melted the snow, AND HER HEART!

  4. Liz Calhoon
    Jan 11th, 2010 at 1:28 pm

    Aww i think this is cute. It may be a little weird but it’s the thought that counts.

  5. Gauldar
    Jan 11th, 2010 at 2:03 pm

    Nothing says love like a ton of pig feces.

  6. Alex
    Jan 11th, 2010 at 5:19 pm

    Welcome back, Kalel! I wonder what happened to you …

  7. XuYu
    Jan 11th, 2010 at 9:57 pm

    Yay! Your tax dollars at work!

    “Richard Kleis received payments totaling $170,365 from 1995 through 2006″

    http://farm.ewg.org/farm/persondetail.php?custnumber=007190230


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