What is it? Game 121

By Alex in What Is It on Dec 23, 2009 at 8:15 am

This week’s collaboration with the What is it? Blog brings us this wonderfully weird contraption. Can you guess what it is for?

Two prizes: the first correct guess and the funniest albeit incorrect guess will win free T-shirts from the Neatorama Shop. Contest rules are easy: place your guess in the comment section. One guess per comment, please, though you can enter as many as you’d like. Post no URL or weblinks – doing so will forfeit your entry. Entries are valid until the correct answers are posted at the What is it? Blog.

More clues at the What is it? Blog. Good luck!

Update 12/27/09 – the answer is: A sound effects machine from an old radio studio for use by a foley artist, turning the top crank caused the rotor to rub against the canvas cover and made a sound like the wind. The cage part below was partially filled with stones and when the crank was turned it sounded like rain. By engaging the lever at the bottom and turning the top crank the boards at the back would be plucked which produced the sound of thunder.

Congratulations to davifarmer who got it right and to Professor for the oh-so-true comment about how expensive ink would be if it were made from freshly squeezed squid!


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  1. JOHN THE THIRD
    Dec 23rd, 2009 at 8:45 am

    ITS FOR PROCESSING COTTON

  2. whitcwa
    Dec 23rd, 2009 at 8:51 am

    A three note stereo boom box from 1890.

  3. yani tsakos
    Dec 23rd, 2009 at 8:52 am

    A linen (sheets, etc…) folding machine.

  4. Hampster
    Dec 23rd, 2009 at 8:52 am

    …a machine for making punch-hole sheet music?

  5. pwscott
    Dec 23rd, 2009 at 8:55 am

    Steampunk Roomba. Wind it up watch it sweep.

  6. davifarmer
    Dec 23rd, 2009 at 9:06 am

    Old school weather sound effect machine for live plays, wind, thunder, lightning, that sort of thing :D

  7. otterhavver
    Dec 23rd, 2009 at 9:13 am

    my first thought was a car mat cleaner, but since it might have been created before automobiles, i’m going to go with the bear skin rug cleaner. thumps the dirt right out. thump thump thump…

  8. olivesaxer
    Dec 23rd, 2009 at 9:19 am

    It’s a music box.

  9. EdgeKay
    Dec 23rd, 2009 at 9:32 am

    Sound effects machine.

  10. Zeezaxa
    Dec 23rd, 2009 at 9:32 am

    Music box/stand

  11. Zeezaxa
    Dec 23rd, 2009 at 9:34 am

    Lotto/bingo number roller thingy

  12. cradus
    Dec 23rd, 2009 at 9:35 am

    It’s for beating the dirt out of something. Rugs maybe, or furs?

  13. Kristin
    Dec 23rd, 2009 at 9:37 am

    clothes wringer

  14. burninglily
    Dec 23rd, 2009 at 9:39 am

    It’s a printing press!

  15. burninglily
    Dec 23rd, 2009 at 9:41 am

    A rock tumbler…

  16. OKP
    Dec 23rd, 2009 at 9:42 am

    Clearly, it’s a stationary, hand-cranked, R2D2 prototype. Or a clothes wringer.

  17. Scott Seltzer
    Dec 23rd, 2009 at 9:47 am

    It looks like a hand-cranking huge music box.

    -Scott

  18. SarahW
    Dec 23rd, 2009 at 9:49 am

    It’s a”wind-machine” to make wind sound effects for plays or radio shows
    (foley artist dealio)

  19. Mike Stone
    Dec 23rd, 2009 at 9:57 am

    It’s a theatrical wind/storm machine. Looks like it does wind (upper roller and canvas sheet), rain (lower roller, probably a rotating rain stick), and thunder (the wooden slats).

  20. Gauldar
    Dec 23rd, 2009 at 10:08 am

    It’s a towel press.

  21. Forest Sherwood
    Dec 23rd, 2009 at 10:09 am

    I think this is an old tyme radio show special effects maker that reproduced weather effects…. or maybe not :)

  22. jason graley
    Dec 23rd, 2009 at 10:14 am

    Turn your small boat or canoe into your own floating casino with this Mini-Riverboat Hand Paddle.

  23. caro
    Dec 23rd, 2009 at 10:35 am

    a conveyor belt of some kind.

  24. eldpollard
    Dec 23rd, 2009 at 10:43 am

    I’m going to guess it’s some kind of hand-cranked music device. What with the sticking out wooden pegs and what looks like a pianola cylinder.

  25. coask8b
    Dec 23rd, 2009 at 11:00 am

    During the Clone War, the need for R2 units increased exponentially. However, all metal was to be used making spacecraft, so, in a desperate attempt to make more R2s, the metalworkers turned to the forest moon of Endor and harvested it’s wood. This object is one of the few remaining wooden R2s, for most of the others have eroded.

  26. Elunen
    Dec 23rd, 2009 at 11:02 am

    I Agree its a foley noise maker, for radio shows. The 6 slats have a tension adjuster at the bottom, that pulls them into the top roller..when the roller is turned, it creates two simultaneos sounds…like ” ti-ta-tat”..like a horse gallop, trot, canter, walk, depending on the speed the crank is turned. The canvas thrown over roller could creat a dampened sound for a horse walking on softer surfaces.

    It’s possible :)

  27. Ned
    Dec 23rd, 2009 at 11:21 am

    It is an antique.

  28. Barbara Sulliva
    Dec 23rd, 2009 at 11:24 am

    It’s for winding knitting yarn into balls.

  29. chris mathers
    Dec 23rd, 2009 at 11:36 am

    Cotton Gin!!

  30. coask8b
    Dec 23rd, 2009 at 11:50 am

    It’s a two-eyed, slack-jawed, stationary wooden people eater!

  31. Miss Cellania
    Dec 23rd, 2009 at 12:00 pm

    That’s gotta be an instrument of torture.

  32. Joe
    Dec 23rd, 2009 at 12:07 pm

    It’s a musical instrument. You turn the crank, which hits the different length boards, creating different tones.

  33. Frau
    Dec 23rd, 2009 at 12:38 pm

    It is a drum carder for wool.
    The cleaned wool is run up through the bottom, onto the card.
    The top “paddles” are for rolling the carded wool onto.

  34. Dennis
    Dec 23rd, 2009 at 1:02 pm

    It’s a wind-xylo bingo-loom. It simultaneously plays woodwind tones and percussion taps and tumbles bingo balls while weaving tapestries. It’s a great time and labor saving device and makes the work and play much more enjoyable by providing musical accompaniment.

  35. Chouk
    Dec 23rd, 2009 at 1:06 pm

    A lazy hamster wheel.

  36. Phyllis
    Dec 23rd, 2009 at 1:45 pm

    it’s a rice huller

  37. DanoftheNorth
    Dec 23rd, 2009 at 1:53 pm

    It’s a crank that lowers a miniature drawbridge.

    Probably pilfered by Gulliver during his visit to Lilliputia

  38. SHARON
    Dec 23rd, 2009 at 3:03 pm

    For carding wool.

  39. naomi
    Dec 23rd, 2009 at 3:17 pm

    It’s a loom, folded up, possibly a jacquard loom.

  40. partipo
    Dec 23rd, 2009 at 3:17 pm

    it’s a trouser press.

  41. Sleazy Snake
    Dec 23rd, 2009 at 3:29 pm

    I don’t know what it is, but it sure is neat-o-rama

  42. soliver
    Dec 23rd, 2009 at 4:02 pm

    It’s a clothes dryer

  43. Rick Backer
    Dec 23rd, 2009 at 4:07 pm

    im pretty sure its a transformer … AntiqueTRON!

  44. CoolWahad
    Dec 23rd, 2009 at 5:45 pm

    Braille printing machine.

  45. George Lancaster
    Dec 23rd, 2009 at 6:13 pm

    Its probably one of the first automated cotton gins.

  46. ~whipsmart~
    Dec 23rd, 2009 at 6:25 pm

    It’s an automatic spanker, early model. Now get over here and give Me the prize, minion.

  47. Maxxx
    Dec 23rd, 2009 at 6:42 pm

    The scale is deceptive, this is actually about fifty FEET tal, not 50 inches, and is the world’s first (and, to my knowledge, only) merged church and ferris wheel.
    The pews (at the top) rotate, giving the congregation a great view, while the organ plays (the pipes are hidden behind the slats)

  48. Maxxx
    Dec 23rd, 2009 at 6:43 pm

    Actually it is a felt making machine

  49. Ksww
    Dec 23rd, 2009 at 7:15 pm

    An antique paper copier, predecessor to the modern photocopier.

  50. Professor
    Dec 23rd, 2009 at 9:07 pm

    It’s a medieval slat-matrix printer, developed in the 1600′s by Huge Profit (HP)company. While the printer itself was cheap, the ink was very expensive as it had to come from freshly-squeezed squid

  51. Todd
    Dec 24th, 2009 at 1:21 am

    It’s a paddy whack – as in “With a knick-knack, paddy whack,
    Give a dog a bone” We all know what knick-knacks are, now you know what a paddy whack is. :-)

  52. Isabelle
    Dec 24th, 2009 at 3:52 am

    its a book stand which rotates so that you can read more than one book at once on one desk without having to close them.

  53. Vy
    Dec 24th, 2009 at 4:52 am

    wall-e before 2012?

  54. Dave H
    Dec 24th, 2009 at 11:41 am

    It is a Mouse Organ.

    Developed by French polymath Theirie deGilliume, specially bred mice trained to produce specific sqeaking tones were fed from the wire hopper on to the rotating paddle wheel where they produce their specific notes as they are slapped by the wooden slats. The canvas flap protects the musician’s clothing from bits of mouse fur and spatters of blood.

  55. khemegil
    Dec 24th, 2009 at 12:44 pm

    a drawbridge for helping lego people get across very small chasms

  56. sandyra
    Dec 24th, 2009 at 2:21 pm

    It’s a machine used for breaking up stalks of flax to make linen.

  57. DavidP
    Dec 24th, 2009 at 3:14 pm

    It’s a machine to simulate clapping by an audience (for events recorded in the studio)

  58. Luke S
    Dec 24th, 2009 at 4:55 pm

    its used to sew words to things

  59. guest
    Dec 24th, 2009 at 7:52 pm

    a mini drawbridge?

  60. Shrike
    Dec 24th, 2009 at 10:34 pm

    This is the only existing remnant of Edgar C. Rinklebottom’s experimental steam-powered jet ski. This aft section is the paddle wheel and part of the steam powertrain. The craft, designed by Mr. Rinklebottom over a bar bet with Robert Fulton, was designed over three months in 1810 to propel one person on a heavily modified sleigh across the Hudson River. The paddle wheel seen here was all that remained after an accident that resulted in the death of Mr. Rinklebottom, two bystanders waiting on a dock, and a small family of ducks.

    Legend has it that there was a riverboat race that day with Fulton, and Mr. Rinklebottom’s boiler exploded while he was revving the steam engine at the starting line. In actuality, the mishap occurred because, while Edgar invested several thousand dollars developing the engine, he did not invest in “that newfangled piece of tin-scrap that Fulton chap tried to sell me as a safety valve.”

    Please note the wooden slats on the bottom right of the assembly. These slats were designed make a clatter of noise while the steam-paddleboat-sled was roaring along, similar to baseball cards in bicycle spokes. Claims that he also created an early prototype of the “Woo-woo whistle tip” muffler are unfounded, however.

  61. Douglas
    Dec 25th, 2009 at 10:39 pm

    Worst Masturbatory Aide EVER!

  62. Kaic
    Dec 26th, 2009 at 8:57 pm

    music box, a huge one


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