What Is It? Game 119

By Alex in What Is It on Dec 10, 2009 at 8:41 am

Hooray! It’s time for our collaboration with the perpetually perplexing What is it? Blog – Yes, this tool above is a tong, but can you guess its specific use?

Two prizes: First person to guess correctly and the person who submitted the funniest yet ultimately incorrect guess will win T-shirts from the Neatorama Shop. You must submit your entries before the correct answer is revealed on the What is it? Blog (duh!). Contest rules are simple: Place your guess in the comment section. One guess per comment, please. You can enter as many guesses as you’d like. Please post no URL or web links – doing so will forfeit your entry.

For more clues, don’t forget to check out the What is it? Blog. Good luck!

Update 12/14/09 – the answer is: These were marked “18th Century Brass Pipe Tongs”, they were hung by the fireplace and used to pick up hot coals to light the old clay smoking pipes. Congrats to canem who got it right first and Fuzz for making me ROFLMAO with the guess of “royal log” remover.


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  1. Craig
    Dec 10th, 2009 at 8:42 am

    For extinguishing candle flames?

  2. jmjrdrave
    Dec 10th, 2009 at 8:45 am

    Tongs for communion wafers.

  3. Cashew
    Dec 10th, 2009 at 8:47 am

    Its a tuning fork…. you know, for tuning things.

  4. Marge
    Dec 10th, 2009 at 8:51 am

    Sugar tongs, for picking up individual sugar cubes.

  5. Amle
    Dec 10th, 2009 at 8:52 am

    Tongs for sugar.

  6. Gauldar
    Dec 10th, 2009 at 8:53 am

    Tuning tongs for extinguishing sugared communion wafers.

  7. smitty
    Dec 10th, 2009 at 8:53 am

    tongs for grabbing babies out da uteruz

  8. Edward
    Dec 10th, 2009 at 8:53 am

    Just to complete the classsic tong series: ice tongs

  9. docno
    Dec 10th, 2009 at 8:53 am

    sugar cube tongs

  10. Edward
    Dec 10th, 2009 at 8:54 am

    Almost forgot asperagas tongs.

  11. amber
    Dec 10th, 2009 at 8:57 am

    For putting sugar in the Queen’s tea.

  12. air
    Dec 10th, 2009 at 8:57 am

    it’s a sugar cube grabber.

  13. moimatt
    Dec 10th, 2009 at 9:00 am

    Infinite reflection golden mirrors for gnomes and pixies.
    Juste stand in the middle and be amazed by the golden awesomeness !

  14. Jeannette
    Dec 10th, 2009 at 9:04 am

    Tong for getting toast out of the fireplace?

  15. canem
    Dec 10th, 2009 at 9:04 am

    Pipe tongs, used to light pipe with ember from fireplace.

  16. MikeG
    Dec 10th, 2009 at 9:11 am

    Ice cube tongs

  17. MikeG
    Dec 10th, 2009 at 9:11 am

    Artery/vein tongs

  18. Miss Cellania
    Dec 10th, 2009 at 9:14 am

    I’m fairly certain that’s an instrument of torture.

  19. Britzilian
    Dec 10th, 2009 at 9:15 am

    It’s tongs for picking up coals for a hookah

  20. witchdoc
    Dec 10th, 2009 at 9:16 am

    Tweezers, for removing whatever facial or body hair might need to be plucked.

  21. Behemoth
    Dec 10th, 2009 at 9:27 am

    Pete Tongs?

  22. Drew2
    Dec 10th, 2009 at 9:28 am

    Tuning fork for banannas

  23. Jlg
    Dec 10th, 2009 at 9:29 am

    Medical tongs, to hold a person’s tongue.

  24. Drew2
    Dec 10th, 2009 at 9:30 am

    Tongs for picking up hot towels

  25. happyjoim
    Dec 10th, 2009 at 9:38 am

    hot coal picker uppers

  26. lennyb
    Dec 10th, 2009 at 9:39 am

    i think a cigarette lighter

  27. happyjoim
    Dec 10th, 2009 at 9:40 am

    Arm attachment for an one armed doctor.
    “Turn your head and cough while I move dees out the way”

  28. lozlick
    Dec 10th, 2009 at 9:41 am

    antique nose plug for ye olde synchronised swimmers

  29. jared
    Dec 10th, 2009 at 9:45 am

    fire tongs for a fireplace. Picking up and moving the wood.

  30. Crotchety Old Man
    Dec 10th, 2009 at 9:45 am

    Tongs for holding one’s tongue in the instance of seizure.

  31. Mark Kastello
    Dec 10th, 2009 at 9:53 am

    This is an example of tongs which were used to assist in difficult child birth.

  32. fred85
    Dec 10th, 2009 at 9:57 am

    for abortion.

  33. m
    Dec 10th, 2009 at 10:01 am

    coal tongs for a fireplace.

  34. SweetMonkeyCreek
    Dec 10th, 2009 at 10:03 am

    Papal nose pinchers. For when His Holiness has to bless the smelliest of peoples.

  35. solinb
    Dec 10th, 2009 at 10:07 am

    Its very clearly the wishbone from a steampunk turkey from this thanksgiving…

  36. Barking Bud
    Dec 10th, 2009 at 10:08 am

    They are indeed tongs, but more likely to be used for picking up sugar cubes for coffee (saw it in a movie once). It has a hinge so it’s definately no tuning fork.

  37. Barking Bud
    Dec 10th, 2009 at 10:11 am

    They are indeed tongs, but more likely to be used for picking up sugar cubes for coffee (saw it in a movie once). It has a hinge so it’s definately no tuning fork. (Apparently there is a fault in the comments….when writing this I only see the first three posts before this…)

  38. pfelelep
    Dec 10th, 2009 at 10:17 am

    it’a a sugar spoon, for tea time.

  39. pfelelep
    Dec 10th, 2009 at 10:19 am

    (I mean, a sugar cube tong’s spoon, more precisely)

  40. John the Third
    Dec 10th, 2009 at 10:23 am

    Its foreskin tongs. So the rabbi can get a good hold of your shmeckel

  41. Scotchdrnkr
    Dec 10th, 2009 at 10:29 am

    Tongs for moving Charcoal used in Hookahs or Incense Burners.

  42. paetrw
    Dec 10th, 2009 at 10:40 am

    fireplace tongs

  43. DavidM
    Dec 10th, 2009 at 10:42 am

    Asparagus tongs.

  44. Sean
    Dec 10th, 2009 at 10:45 am

    Looks like a pair of coal tongs, used for picking up live coals to restack them in the fireplace, add a lump of coal to a fire, or to transfer live coals to something else, such as putting them into a bedwarmer.

  45. George
    Dec 10th, 2009 at 10:45 am

    For communion wafers.

  46. Neopopulas
    Dec 10th, 2009 at 10:48 am

    I’m going to guess.. Forceps?

  47. ToEKnee213
    Dec 10th, 2009 at 11:01 am

    Cotton ball tongs

  48. Foreigner1
    Dec 10th, 2009 at 11:09 am

    Tweezers.
    Had one for years- but since my body stopped growing all those extra’s every time I pulled them out, I finally sold mine on ebay a year ago or so.

    Is used tweeze off or out all those third and fourth legs and arms and to tweeze out all those over-extra digits and eyes.

  49. Fuzz
    Dec 10th, 2009 at 11:13 am

    This was from back before they had flush toilets. Mr or Ms Royalty would do their thing in a pot. Then the servant would come in and use these tongs to remove the royal log. It was a bit trickier on the morning following taco night, but the servants got good at it.

  50. Mickey
    Dec 10th, 2009 at 11:20 am

    It looks like the tongs used for handling charcoal on a hookah pipe.

  51. Dillweed
    Dec 10th, 2009 at 11:25 am

    I know what I would us it for…Roach clip.

  52. dan hunderfund
    Dec 10th, 2009 at 11:31 am

    that, is a telescope

  53. big_hungry
    Dec 10th, 2009 at 11:32 am

    it’s snuff tongs for getting that perfect pinch of the finest snuff from that jewelled snuffbox in your vest pocket.

  54. monkeychik
    Dec 10th, 2009 at 11:56 am

    It is a veterinary instrument for feeding pills to horses. I think it’s called a baller.

  55. dutchboy
    Dec 10th, 2009 at 12:00 pm

    Firepace tongs for embers/coals.

  56. Wally needaname
    Dec 10th, 2009 at 12:05 pm

    Tea Tongs.

  57. kriseddie6983
    Dec 10th, 2009 at 12:09 pm

    Jabba wanga wanga nipple pinchers?
    Or tongs from a Absinthe kit for the sugar cubes.

  58. Dragonflye
    Dec 10th, 2009 at 12:37 pm

    It’s a Victorian Pickle Castor, the hook at the top is to hang on the side of teh jar.

  59. Inspectah Deck of the Scotland Yard
    Dec 10th, 2009 at 12:48 pm

    They are a set of ceremonial tongs used by Freemasons. Should you find yourself having dinner at a masonic lodge (or the home of a lodge’s primate) and encounter a an overcooked lump of something foul and unchewable in your stew, called a ‘grimsby’, know that it was placed there deliberately to test you. (If you are not at a Masonic lodge, it may simply be the result of careless cookery.) You must approach your host, hopping on one foot, and perform the secret Masonic handshake. He is obliged to hand over the tongs, and you must then use them to extract the grimsby. Alternately, you may attempt to swallow the grimsby without comment. But your host knows it was in there, and that you didn’t follow proper procedure, so don’t expect to be invited back!

  60. pwscott
    Dec 10th, 2009 at 12:52 pm

    Clearly a Victorian era pubic hair straightener. Even brothel workers have their vanity. :p

  61. brainybrandon
    Dec 10th, 2009 at 1:01 pm

    These are the personal tweezers of the infamous Russian masochist Ivan Rippanippelov.

  62. Martín
    Dec 10th, 2009 at 1:04 pm

    It may sound horrible… but I read a story by Stephen King where he described such a device used by 19th century doctors to hold the head of white mice while operating without anestethic…

  63. Phos
    Dec 10th, 2009 at 1:40 pm

    One thing that sucks about most of these contests is that often there’s no indication of size…add a ruler, or a coin to the photo, FFS!

  64. Alejo Hausner
    Dec 10th, 2009 at 2:00 pm

    They’re 9 inches (about 20cm) long.

  65. The Nerd
    Dec 10th, 2009 at 2:06 pm

    I know “sugar-tongs” has been said, but I can one-up all previous answers. The most correct answer is: sugar-tongs for drinking absinthe.

  66. tipple
    Dec 10th, 2009 at 2:32 pm

    Coal tongs for sure. Christ, I remember the coal man delivering coal to our cellar when I was a kid in the 60′s. Coal tongs were always brass.

  67. Fluffy
    Dec 10th, 2009 at 2:44 pm

    A tong to give warm, moist towels to people so they can clean their hands (after a dinner).

  68. buenocabra
    Dec 10th, 2009 at 3:06 pm

    Electro-shock therapy for your hamster. Cure that rodent Tourett’s once and for all.

  69. ECA
    Dec 10th, 2009 at 3:11 pm

    Im sorry.
    I know what those are..
    They used them on me..
    NOT long ago those were used to Extricate a child during BIRTH..

  70. John the Third
    Dec 10th, 2009 at 3:23 pm

    @BRAINYBRIAN

    LOL HE SAID NIPPLE

  71. Yoshiman
    Dec 10th, 2009 at 3:25 pm

    They are Roman Doctor’s Surgical tongs

  72. Hamlet Hamster
    Dec 10th, 2009 at 3:28 pm

    It’s a nose tong once used to ensure that the patient breathes through his mouth.

  73. JoshD
    Dec 10th, 2009 at 3:41 pm

    Anyone with a working knowledge of 19th century Proctology knows that it is a set of Suppository Depository Tongs.

  74. roses908
    Dec 10th, 2009 at 4:25 pm

    pimple popper

  75. Ally
    Dec 10th, 2009 at 4:26 pm

    that looks like a tuning fork… we use those in physics class
    we actually played twinkle twinkle little star today with tuning forks for the last day of classes :D

  76. otterly
    Dec 10th, 2009 at 4:35 pm

    Used to pinch your nostrils shut “Plug your nose”.

  77. JaneM
    Dec 10th, 2009 at 4:39 pm

    tuning fork for testing conductive hearing loss/

  78. Maxxx
    Dec 10th, 2009 at 4:45 pm

    This is a rare example of some early experimental iPod headphones.

  79. GregC
    Dec 10th, 2009 at 5:06 pm

    Used for placing sugar cubes in absinthe, I think.

  80. Wenxin Yang
    Dec 10th, 2009 at 5:17 pm

    Is it a tongue tong?

  81. Zavatone
    Dec 10th, 2009 at 5:21 pm

    Moving wood, in a fireplace.

  82. baalazmon
    Dec 10th, 2009 at 5:35 pm

    A device for extracting stuck “connect 4″ pieces

  83. Jessss
    Dec 10th, 2009 at 5:40 pm

    Tongs for grabbing babies’ heads as they’re being born?

  84. ally
    Dec 10th, 2009 at 5:44 pm

    a nose plug: it holds your nose for people who have oily noses, cause they don’t want to touch their skin but have to plug thier noses.

  85. ArtR
    Dec 10th, 2009 at 6:15 pm

    Hard to tell the scale but they look like fireplace tongs for moving logs around.

  86. Leo Wayne Kerr
    Dec 10th, 2009 at 7:19 pm

    A portable practise frame for very small athletes who perform on the paraller bars and rings

  87. therealblankman
    Dec 10th, 2009 at 7:36 pm

    Double-ended Ear-wax spoon.

  88. nikied
    Dec 10th, 2009 at 8:19 pm

    It’s actually a key-chain. On the go for all your tong-ing needs while out and about.

  89. karen hall
    Dec 10th, 2009 at 8:20 pm

    elephant speculum

  90. Mamba
    Dec 10th, 2009 at 8:49 pm

    Well.
    The story started with an old man on a mountain. Every Wednesday and Saturday he would walk down to the river to get some more water. On Wednesdays, he would meet a snake, who would continually bother him until he got back in his home. The old man’s home also got struck by lightning alot. He had long ago realized this issue, but had no idea what to do. One Saturday, he brought a metal object down to the river, and left it at a tree trunk. The next Wednesday, he picked it up, and went home with it. The snake saw, and asked what it was for, but the old man told him he had three shots to guess what it was, then he would show the snake.
    “Tongs?”
    “No.”
    “Dowsing rod?”
    “Nope.”
    “Some sort of probe?”
    “Not even close.”
    “What is it then?!”
    The old man then proceeded to bludgeon the snake to death.
    The End

  91. Jenn the Hen
    Dec 10th, 2009 at 8:50 pm

    A tuning fork for the extremely tone deaf.

  92. Shadow
    Dec 10th, 2009 at 10:41 pm

    Maybe it’s a dowsing rod to find water?

  93. Chunkie
    Dec 11th, 2009 at 12:37 am

    Magical Tongs of Ultamite Pinching and Holding,+3.

  94. Luke S
    Dec 11th, 2009 at 12:39 am

    Primitive spork

  95. Jimmy Mullins
    Dec 11th, 2009 at 1:03 am

    19th Century Tiffanys Royal Queen Nose Pincher.

  96. catsvillage
    Dec 11th, 2009 at 1:23 am

    tongs used by a matre de… at one of those fancy shmacy dining rooms

  97. Carabia
    Dec 11th, 2009 at 3:57 am

    Tongue tongs? As in, used to pull the tongue out to examine tonsils?

  98. Oomi
    Dec 11th, 2009 at 4:06 am

    Used to pick up sweets in the candy shop?

  99. Benjamin Joncas
    Dec 11th, 2009 at 8:36 am

    C’est un diappason. Tu frappes cette chose contre quelque chose en métal et ça donne une note si tu l’accote sur ton crâne admettons.

  100. Mouserz
    Dec 11th, 2009 at 9:23 am

    tuning tongs for tuning waffles

  101. soCool
    Dec 11th, 2009 at 12:15 pm

    An auto castration tool.

    Simply grip and twist

  102. Jeffery
    Dec 11th, 2009 at 2:04 pm

    They are holders for hand towels. Instead of hanging the towel on a hook you clasp it in the clamps to dry.

  103. Max
    Dec 12th, 2009 at 11:59 am

    Victorian testical warmers (preheat by fire place then pop em down your trousers).

  104. Philippe Blond
    Dec 12th, 2009 at 6:31 pm

    For the fire. To put; move or remove a “buche” (piece of wood to burn) in the ” cheminee” (fireplace). Sorry for my french accent… (we love Neatorama here!)

  105. Dragonflye
    Dec 14th, 2009 at 2:03 pm

    Okay. It’s a set of ember tongs. Used to lift hot coals from a fireplace to start a fire in another location or to light a cornhusk cigarette.


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