Samurai Umbrella - $29.95
Fear not the relentless barrage of a million droplets of rain, falling from the sky like fiendish ninja warriors, for you have the ultimate weapon to fight them honorably. Behold, the Samurai Umbrella!
And for a limited time, you can reward yourself with more than just an honorable fight against the rain: each purchase of the Samurai Umbrella and other items from the Neatorama Christmas Special will be accompanied with a free Mystery Bonus. Go ahead. You've earned it. But hurry, as the Way of the Warrior clearly states, quantities are limited.