The Somali Pirate Stock Exchange

By John Farrier in Everything Else on Dec 3, 2009 at 11:33 am

Pirates operating in the waters off of Somalia have opened a stock exchange in order to encourage investment in their industry. The market has thrived, and the exchange now provides a business forum for 72 “maritime companies”. Mohamed Ahmed writes for Reuters:

It is a lucrative business that has drawn financiers from the Somali diaspora and other nations — and now the gangs in Haradheere have set up an exchange to manage their investments.[...]

“Four months ago, during the monsoon rains, we decided to set up this stock exchange. We started with 15 ‘maritime companies’ and now we are hosting 72. Ten of them have so far been successful at hijacking,” Mohammed said.

“The shares are open to all and everybody can take part, whether personally at sea or on land by providing cash, weapons or useful materials … we’ve made piracy a community activity.”

Link via io9 | Image: US Department of State


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  1. Gauldar
    Dec 3rd, 2009 at 12:05 pm

    Well gold is too expensive to invest in now, so it helps to have options.

  2. Avarana
    Dec 3rd, 2009 at 12:09 pm

    Awwwhh, what a nice bunch of enterprising criminals…!

  3. Cola
    Dec 3rd, 2009 at 12:23 pm

    Surely this is not legal…

  4. John Farrier
    Dec 3rd, 2009 at 12:35 pm

    @Cola. Legality is determined by who is holding the bigger gun. In Somalia, this principle is just a little less subtle.

  5. pyrit
    Dec 3rd, 2009 at 12:46 pm

    It’s “Captain”. Captain Mohammed!

  6. Christophe
    Dec 3rd, 2009 at 3:36 pm

    Anarcho-capitalism at its best :D

  7. Gauldar
    Dec 3rd, 2009 at 3:39 pm

    @Christophe

    They have a word for that. Libertarianism.

  8. Christophe
    Dec 3rd, 2009 at 3:49 pm

    @Gauldar : I believe anarcho-capitalism to be extreme libertarianism, but hey it’s just words.
    Let’s read http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anarcho_capitalism

  9. Rusty Shackleford McGovern
    Dec 3rd, 2009 at 6:38 pm

    Anyone can pull out a political term out of their a**, watch.

    neoliberalporkchopconservative
    anarchoplumfairyrapist

  10. chuck2251
    Dec 3rd, 2009 at 10:35 pm

    WHY NOT NO ONE SEEMS TO WANT TO STOP THIS.ANY SMALL SKIFF OUT IN THE OCEAN THAT FAR SHOULD BE BLOWN TO HELL.THIS MAY NOT BE POLITICALLY CORRECT ,BUT IT WOULD WORK JUST FINE.

  11. Foreigner1
    Dec 4th, 2009 at 2:21 pm

    “…we’ve made piracy a community activity…”

    Ahhh now there’s a bunch of socially responsible gentlemen…! They should deserve some award for that!

    …Nobel Prize for Best sence of Community perhaps…?


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