Comments on: Man Dropped Engagement Ring From Hot Air Balloon

By: pwscott

pwscott — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 23:08:04 +0000

Hello? Insurance company? I dropped a ring out of a hot air balloon. Ok ok stop laughing. Not covered? :p

By: SenorMysterioso

SenorMysterioso — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 20:07:23 +0000

Maybe God tossed the ring over the side in an attempt to prevent them wedding

By: Gauldar

Gauldar — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 19:16:27 +0000

@Alecto

Did he renew the vows and reintroduce all the lost socks to their widowed counterparts?

By: Alecto

Alecto — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 18:09:57 +0000

My aunt lost her engagement ring years ago. Looked everywhere for it never found it. Then one day the dryer broke. My uncle took it apart and along with a million pairs of mismatched socks he found her lost engagement ring.

By: Gail Pink

Gail Pink — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 17:44:01 +0000

Much better way to lose a ring than the guy who dropped it through the cracks in the Brooklyn bridge foot path last year.

By: Colin

Colin — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 16:15:39 +0000

“Forever to afford one.” Ahhh another sucker to the blood diamond industry, a rock that isn’t that precious and that people are butchered and killed for all for the shallowness of American women and the dumb sheep men who both think a shiny common object with a completely fictionalized value = love or happiness.

By: Gauldar

Gauldar — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 15:40:04 +0000

@Bill

Just goes to show how popular gods are around here. Oh look, a random deity has coincidently left a penny on the ground beside my chair, how fortunate of me. If anything is to blame it would be love since it makes guys do stupid things like propose to a woman on a windy bridge, or 500 feet above the ground without thinking of the consequences of mishandling an expensive piece of metal due to shaky anxious hands.

By: Bill

Bill — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 14:58:43 +0000

Wow, you guys really know how to take the piss out of this guy on an internet thread for believing in God and dropping/finding the engagement ring he bought for his girlfriend. Good job!

By: samak 555

samak 555 — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 14:50:38 +0000

What a butter fingered twat.

For his wife’s sake, I hope he’s not as clumsy in bed.

Sex before marriage weeds out the no hopers.

By: felixthecat

felixthecat — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 13:57:45 +0000

“… I never thought in a million years we’d find it, that was truly God. It really was.”

Meanwhile, a blind diamond mine worker, age 12, fell down a shaft and starved to death because it would cost too much to rescue her.

By: ted

ted — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 12:46:13 +0000

Oh, and it should be “Dick Russ and Rob Jennings of USA Today HAVE the story”.

USA Today is not the subject in that sentence.

By: ted

ted — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 12:23:11 +0000

If I were God, I would have moved it.

By: Wow

Wow — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 11:26:09 +0000

If you read the story he eventually finds the ring after 7 days of searching and they credits “god” finding it. Who made him drop it then?

“I just kept looking at it,” Bostic says. “It was so beautiful. It was perfect. It was everything that I wanted. And that we found it, and I never thought in a million years we’d find it, that was truly God. It really was.”

By: Dax

Dax — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 10:34:49 +0000

Really honey, there was a 1 carat ring in that box, no wait, a 2 carat ring. You believe me don’t you?