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Old intestines having coffee with a fetus- Does no one else see anything wrong with this?
guyek
“Those pork omelets were amazing! What do you think they put in there?”
guyek
Quietly, Coffee watched as they drank her offspring. Confident in the knowledge that neither of them would survive the morning.
Jon Schnapp
“Let me put it this way. What do *you* think came first, the bacon or the pig?”
srhuston
With the fork and knife gone, the dish had some friends over for a nice meal before meeting up with the spoon that afternoon.
Tigergulp
Egg: What’s it like knowing that your father is a filthy pig?
Bacon: The same as knowing that your mother is a big chicken.
Brandy
Little did they know, Mama Coffee was keeping a close eye on the kiddies.
Teak
Egg: ” Then I said ‘the yolk is on you, bro’ ha! …Barry? Are you listening?”
Bacon: “Um, nah Sorry Ed.. This is just so awwwwkkkwarddd! He’s just watching us!”
Egg: “Whatever dude, I don’t know why Joe freaked when I offered him a cup! I mean, you eat pork chops, I eat omelets What? It’s Modern Times! STOP JUDGING ME JOE!”
EricH
Yalta, February 1945: Franklin D. Roosevelt and Winston Churchill, enjoying quiet morning cup of coffee, await the arrival of the normally punctual Joseph Stalin, who is stuck in traffic.
Jeep
“Yeah, well it take me 10 minutes to get hard, and only my mom sits on my face…”
daughterbonnie
After the media picked up their “cholesterol” conspiracy theory as truth, bacon and egg could finally enjoy mornings again.
daughterbonnie
Joe’s been bitter about this long enough. I have the spoon..you go get the sugar.
jamsmo
Egg: “So this piece of toast walks into a bar and the bartender says ‘Sorry, we don’t serve breakfast here.’
Strieudal
“Eggcellent coffee.”
“Server was a bitter chap, don’t you think?”
“Oh don’t be such a boar.”
“You’re too young to know much of anything, chicky.”
Matt
Egg: So what’s it like, getting fried?
Bacon: I’ll tell ya, it changes you. The things I’ve seen, friends I’ve lost. You just can’t go back to the way things were before.
Taters
Gotta hand it to you egghead, that whole “Cholesterol” bit was inspired – more coffee?
Leah
Egg: So my buddy Larry got scrambled yesterday.
Bacon: Oh man…I’m sorry man. Hey, look at it this way, at least he wasn’t poached.
Teresa
“O.K., O.K, I’m listening. Tell me all about the dream you had last night.”
oh brother
“i finally told my mother. she’s none too pleased about you moving in.”
“because i’m not jewish?”
“that’s part of it.”
guyek
Even for breakfast, breakfast is the most important meal of the day.
pwscott
Brando says well never make it as a team in Hollywood. At least one of us isn’t Kosher. 
kdfields
Swear to God, Joe, if you say “wakey, wakey, eggs and bakey” one more time, this meeting is over!
amber
egg: You’re not so macho. I drink mine black.
bacon: Who are you to judge? You haven’t been fried yet.
Morgan
Bacon: “I’m a little confused. Why am I cooked and you are not?”
Egg: “Chicks dig the shell, man.”
Peter Hoh
How much longer do you think we can keep them believing that cholesterol is bad for them?
Andrew Rice
“This coffee has really got me wired.”
Also, the caption below the image isn’t quite right… “I’d like to have…” vs. “I like to have…”
mubutu
whoops – correction:
“I’ll meet you for a coffee the day pigs will fry”
Jaded Unicorn
Welcome to our morning show, “Bent Breakfast”. Java is out guest today all the way from Colombia.
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