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Gerbil Shirt

By Alex in Animal, Fashion on Nov 16, 2009 at 5:24 pm


From Totally Absurd Inventions, which lists "America’s Goofiest Patents," here is the Gerbil Shirt:

The Gerbil Shirt wraps your torso in plastic tube passageways, making your bod a super highway of fun for Binky and Bart. The interior surfaces are textured for traction and have air vents for easy breathing.

The inventor suggests you can clean the Gerbil Shirt by attaching it to a faucet (remove pets first please), and you should avoid collisions and falls that could cause pet panic.

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  1. bumcakes
    Nov 16th, 2009 at 6:09 pm

    ...richard gere...

  2. Gary
    Nov 16th, 2009 at 7:51 pm

    This is just disturbing.

  3. Monica
    Nov 16th, 2009 at 8:23 pm

    umm hahhaa

    the kid in the drawing certainly has the right expression on his face though... confused delight?

  4. SenorMysterioso
    Nov 16th, 2009 at 9:12 pm

    Wow, I was just wondering what the over/under was on number of posts until a Gere joke would be. I wouldve taken over if it was set as low as five and lost lol

  5. pwscott
    Nov 16th, 2009 at 10:29 pm

    I think the gerbil could stay at home. :p

  6. edc2
    Nov 17th, 2009 at 12:32 am

    thankyou bumcakes .

  7. Johnny Cat
    Nov 17th, 2009 at 2:19 am

    From Gere To Eternity

  8. shagbark
    Dec 5th, 2009 at 6:23 pm

    Are you kidding? I'd buy one in a second!!

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