Comments on: Caption Monkey 65: Scopin’ Bulldog

By: ouch1

ouch1 — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 19:45:55 +0000

“Chesty found his calling in life when he and his owner went to the beach, and he could see the Marines at Camp Pendelton, CA training.”

By: angus1357

angus1357 — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 14:23:22 +0000

Windage 2 degrees left, 3 degrees down…fire when ready!! (your picnic will be mine…it WILL BE MINE)

By: Ben Cox

Ben Cox — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 12:36:24 +0000

Dude, I can smell that one’s butt from here!

By: AJC

AJC — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 04:34:57 +0000

“That’s it baby. Sniff your tail. Yesss! Oh my, yes. You are all alone, honey. Sniff it!”

By: phirzcol

phirzcol — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 03:25:37 +0000

now what was that perv looking at?

By: Rob

Rob — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 02:35:53 +0000

Wow, I can see URanus from here! HAH!

By: GeeJ

GeeJ — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 01:28:09 +0000

I can’t believe that bitch is cheating on me…

By: DragonLost

DragonLost — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 00:38:29 +0000

That son-ava-b!tch!! the guy always dressed in blue is approaching with his normal insufficient paper offerings. excuse me master while i deal with him.

By: Lisa Carion

Lisa Carion — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 23:07:08 +0000

I tawt I taw a puddy tat, I did! I did! I taw a puddy tat!

By: Brian Baldowski

Brian Baldowski — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 21:34:56 +0000

Okay, go 10 degrees right. I got you now cat. HA HA HA!!!

By: Hot Dam

Hot Dam — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 21:34:49 +0000

Damn Cats…

By: Mr. Lukeman

Mr. Lukeman — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 20:58:07 +0000

Sir! Wake up! It appears the lolcat attack came far earlier than we initially expected!

By: Old Geezer

Old Geezer — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 20:47:33 +0000

Bitches at 3 o’clock.

By: peachbite

peachbite — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 20:23:30 +0000

Oi, Churchill can I get some motor boat insurance?

OOOOOO no no no! I’m on ‘oliday.

Is that a telescope?

OOOOOH, yes!

By: Tedmane

Tedmane — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 19:59:34 +0000

HEY! Where are my balls?!

By: Oscar Z

Oscar Z — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 19:57:46 +0000

Bitches dig my telescopic tool

By: Trevor

Trevor — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 19:41:37 +0000

The puparazzi — stalking celebrity dogs since 2003.

By: sandyra

sandyra — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 19:31:15 +0000

Man, those beetches look hot!!

By: QuixoticFox

QuixoticFox — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 18:53:12 +0000

“High, and to the rrr-eft.”

By: J Madden

J Madden — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 18:24:24 +0000

I think I see…..Bacon!

By: jj

jj — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 18:16:20 +0000

That’s not a natural backsight.

By: Jim Thornton

Jim Thornton — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 18:04:05 +0000

“Captain.
Trouble approaches.”

By: dartef

dartef — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 17:52:27 +0000

Wow, the Ocean’s Eleven films have really gone downhill.

By: Jeff P.

Jeff P. — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 17:47:48 +0000

“I knew that bastard was visiting the poodle next door!”

By: rartef

rartef — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 17:33:38 +0000

Yes….all the kibble…IN THE WORLD!! muuuuhahaha!!”

By: Gordon Daily

Gordon Daily — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 17:08:44 +0000

Now THAT’S a watchdog!

By: Jaz_Allen

Jaz_Allen — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 16:53:25 +0000

“now if only I could focus this damn thing, what I wouldn’t give for opposable thumbs right now”

By: dchaverricr

dchaverricr — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 16:50:50 +0000

You sleep, It’s my turn on the watch

By: sybann

sybann — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 16:42:42 +0000

I really wish you wouldn’t use a rocket launcher for “fetch.”

By: Edward

Edward — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 16:16:50 +0000

Codename Bulldog sites his next target.

By: wit of a twit

wit of a twit — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 16:14:59 +0000

Just another day stake out for Jake and the boss

By: Jesse Hinojosa

Jesse Hinojosa — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 15:52:36 +0000

he may be a dog but he knew that somehow this hole was different than any other one that he looked at.

By: Andrew Duane

Andrew Duane — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 15:49:12 +0000

Food Ho!

By: Jesse Hinojosa

Jesse Hinojosa — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 15:46:10 +0000

Jim relaxed as he knew that the training for seeing eye dogs for pirates was going well.

By: dragonflye

dragonflye — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 15:42:11 +0000

“Just checking out the bitches.”

By: Dennis

Dennis — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 15:33:38 +0000

A Boy and His Dog II: Beach Patrol (aka Be-atch Patrol)

By: Tyson

Tyson — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 15:32:59 +0000

Now when he wakes up, it’ll be pointed straight at the Kibbles billboard!

By: Dan B

Dan B — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 15:31:45 +0000

The post office kept sending ‘em, but Barkley kept marking ‘return to sender’.

By: c0ldfish

c0ldfish — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 15:27:16 +0000

it’s an uncharted spiral galaxy in close proximity to our own, or…wait…it’s a dog butt.

By: jchoyt

jchoyt — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 15:18:26 +0000

I get the whole bag of Snausages when I’m done sighting your rifle, right? RIGHT?

By: kilkenny

kilkenny — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 15:17:37 +0000

mmmmmh… I can see trouble coming… FOR YOU!

By: Derek Carlson

Derek Carlson — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 15:13:32 +0000

Having disposed of her “master”, Minicooper set her sights on the doctor who had “fixed” her.

By: algomeysa

algomeysa — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 15:11:14 +0000

“I like the way she wags her tail. And her dog’s not bad, either!”

By: rartef

rartef — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 15:02:29 +0000

Cutbacks have hit the FBI, hard.

By: swall

swall — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 14:47:04 +0000

“Wake up, she’s taking off her top!”

By: Dan B

Dan B — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 14:36:48 +0000

“Quantum pineapple grow at enchilada race car open. Carbon right household are moon gum. Bongo peace place mat red trombone.”

One-hundred-fifty years later, when the language of dog was properly translated, it was determined that Scooter’s ramblings on the beach that day were completely insignificant.

By: Craig

Craig — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 14:32:30 +0000

“I’m out, Jerry.”

By: Dan B

Dan B — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 14:32:24 +0000

It was the most beautiful thing Alfie had ever see. He could not take his eyes off of it. The legends were true. There really were mer-sandwiches.

By: julian

julian — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 14:25:00 +0000

What?!
They gave it to Obama?!

By: Jud

Jud — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 14:09:37 +0000

I Can Has Cheezburger… prepare to meet thy doom!!