Caption Monkey 65: Scopin' Bulldog

Posted by Alex in Caption Monkey on November 10, 2009 at 7:44 am



Photo: Art Verduzco

Psst! Wanna win your very own Monkey drawing by Adam "Ape Lad" Koford? Here’s your chance – but first, the ’splanation by Art Verduzco, whose photo was featured in National Geographic Magazine’s Your Shot editor Susan Welchman’s Daily Dozen:

Her name is Minicooper and she is a one years old English bulldog. We where relaxing on the beach when I caught her looking thru the scope.

Your task is simple: caption the photo above to win! Place your caption in the comment section. One caption per comment, please. You may enter as many funny ones as you’d like.

Good luck and be sure to visit Adam’s blog for your daily Laugh-Out-Loud Cats.

Update 11/11/09 – Adam has picked the winner! Congratulations to sybann who won with this caption: I really wish you wouldn’t use a rocket launcher for "fetch."


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58 comments to "Caption Monkey 65: Scopin' Bulldog"

  1. pwscott
    November 10th, 2009 at 7:57 am

    Oh yes, dirty girl. That's it, chase your tail!

  2. CreamTrumpet
    November 10th, 2009 at 8:14 am

    I can see my dog house from here!

  3. Dan B
    November 10th, 2009 at 8:17 am

    Feline confirmed... Launch the water canons!

  4. CreamTrumpet
    November 10th, 2009 at 8:18 am

    If only this were a smelloscope

  5. CreamTrumpet
    November 10th, 2009 at 8:19 am

    "We shall fight on the beaches..."

  6. Dan B
    November 10th, 2009 at 8:20 am

    wakeup...wakeup!!! SHE's coming back!

  7. atomicsecrets
    November 10th, 2009 at 8:20 am

    Yarr, steaks ahoy!

  8. jeff lane
    November 10th, 2009 at 9:07 am

    "Do you see 'zee Germans', Tommy?"

  9. Jud
    November 10th, 2009 at 9:09 am

    I Can Has Cheezburger... prepare to meet thy doom!!

  10. julian
    November 10th, 2009 at 9:25 am

    What?!
    They gave it to Obama?!

  11. Dan B
    November 10th, 2009 at 9:32 am

    It was the most beautiful thing Alfie had ever see. He could not take his eyes off of it. The legends were true. There really were mer-sandwiches.

  12. Craig
    November 10th, 2009 at 9:32 am

    "I'm out, Jerry."

  13. Dan B
    November 10th, 2009 at 9:36 am

    "Quantum pineapple grow at enchilada race car open. Carbon right household are moon gum. Bongo peace place mat red trombone."

    One-hundred-fifty years later, when the language of dog was properly translated, it was determined that Scooter's ramblings on the beach that day were completely insignificant.

  14. swall
    November 10th, 2009 at 9:47 am

    "Wake up, she's taking off her top!"

  15. rartef
    November 10th, 2009 at 10:02 am

    Cutbacks have hit the FBI, hard.

  16. algomeysa
    November 10th, 2009 at 10:11 am

    "I like the way she wags her tail. And her dog's not bad, either!"

  17. Derek Carlson
    November 10th, 2009 at 10:13 am

    Having disposed of her "master", Minicooper set her sights on the doctor who had "fixed" her.

  18. kilkenny
    November 10th, 2009 at 10:17 am

    mmmmmh... I can see trouble coming... FOR YOU!

  19. jchoyt
    November 10th, 2009 at 10:18 am

    I get the whole bag of Snausages when I'm done sighting your rifle, right? RIGHT?

  20. c0ldfish
    November 10th, 2009 at 10:27 am

    it's an uncharted spiral galaxy in close proximity to our own, or...wait...it's a dog butt.

  21. Dan B
    November 10th, 2009 at 10:31 am

    The post office kept sending 'em, but Barkley kept marking 'return to sender'.

  22. Tyson
    November 10th, 2009 at 10:32 am

    Now when he wakes up, it'll be pointed straight at the Kibbles billboard!

  23. Dennis
    November 10th, 2009 at 10:33 am

    A Boy and His Dog II: Beach Patrol (aka Be-atch Patrol)

  24. dragonflye
    November 10th, 2009 at 10:42 am

    "Just checking out the bitches."

  25. Jesse Hinojosa
    November 10th, 2009 at 10:46 am

    Jim relaxed as he knew that the training for seeing eye dogs for pirates was going well.

  26. Andrew Duane
    November 10th, 2009 at 10:49 am

    Food Ho!

  27. Jesse Hinojosa
    November 10th, 2009 at 10:52 am

    he may be a dog but he knew that somehow this hole was different than any other one that he looked at.

  28. wit of a twit
    November 10th, 2009 at 11:14 am

    Just another day stake out for Jake and the boss

  29. Edward
    November 10th, 2009 at 11:16 am

    Codename Bulldog sites his next target.

  30. sybann
    November 10th, 2009 at 11:42 am

    I really wish you wouldn't use a rocket launcher for "fetch."

  31. dchaverricr
    November 10th, 2009 at 11:50 am

    You sleep, It's my turn on the watch

  32. Jaz_Allen
    November 10th, 2009 at 11:53 am

    "now if only I could focus this damn thing, what I wouldn't give for opposable thumbs right now"

  33. Gordon Daily
    November 10th, 2009 at 12:08 pm

    Now THAT'S a watchdog!

  34. rartef
    November 10th, 2009 at 12:33 pm

    Yes....all the kibble...IN THE WORLD!! muuuuhahaha!!"

  35. Jeff P.
    November 10th, 2009 at 12:47 pm

    "I knew that bastard was visiting the poodle next door!"

  36. dartef
    November 10th, 2009 at 12:52 pm

    Wow, the Ocean's Eleven films have really gone downhill.

  37. Jim Thornton
    November 10th, 2009 at 1:04 pm

    "Captain.
    Trouble approaches."

  38. jj
    November 10th, 2009 at 1:16 pm

    That's not a natural backsight.

  39. J Madden
    November 10th, 2009 at 1:24 pm

    I think I see.....Bacon!

  40. QuixoticFox
    November 10th, 2009 at 1:53 pm

    "High, and to the rrr-eft."

  41. sandyra
    November 10th, 2009 at 2:31 pm

    Man, those beetches look hot!!

  42. Trevor
    November 10th, 2009 at 2:41 pm

    The puparazzi -- stalking celebrity dogs since 2003.

  43. Oscar Z
    November 10th, 2009 at 2:57 pm

    Bitches dig my telescopic tool

  44. Tedmane
    November 10th, 2009 at 2:59 pm

    HEY! Where are my balls?!

  45. peachbite
    November 10th, 2009 at 3:23 pm

    Oi, Churchill can I get some motor boat insurance?

    OOOOOO no no no! I'm on 'oliday.

    Is that a telescope?

    OOOOOH, yes!

  46. Old Geezer
    November 10th, 2009 at 3:47 pm

    Bitches at 3 o'clock.

  47. Mr. Lukeman
    November 10th, 2009 at 3:58 pm

    Sir! Wake up! It appears the lolcat attack came far earlier than we initially expected!

  48. Hot Dam
    November 10th, 2009 at 4:34 pm

    Damn Cats...

  49. Brian Baldowski
    November 10th, 2009 at 4:34 pm

    Okay, go 10 degrees right. I got you now cat. HA HA HA!!!

  50. Lisa Carion
    November 10th, 2009 at 6:07 pm

    I tawt I taw a puddy tat, I did! I did! I taw a puddy tat!

  51. DragonLost
    November 10th, 2009 at 7:38 pm

    That son-ava-b!tch!! the guy always dressed in blue is approaching with his normal insufficient paper offerings. excuse me master while i deal with him.

  52. GeeJ
    November 10th, 2009 at 8:28 pm

    I can't believe that bitch is cheating on me...

  53. Rob
    November 10th, 2009 at 9:35 pm

    Wow, I can see URanus from here! HAH!

  54. phirzcol
    November 10th, 2009 at 10:25 pm

    now what was that perv looking at?

  55. AJC
    November 10th, 2009 at 11:34 pm

    "That's it baby. Sniff your tail. Yesss! Oh my, yes. You are all alone, honey. Sniff it!"

  56. Ben Cox
    November 11th, 2009 at 7:36 am

    Dude, I can smell that one's butt from here!

  57. angus1357
    November 11th, 2009 at 9:23 am

    Windage 2 degrees left, 3 degrees down...fire when ready!! (your picnic will be mine...it WILL BE MINE)

  58. ouch1
    November 13th, 2009 at 2:45 pm

    "Chesty found his calling in life when he and his owner went to the beach, and he could see the Marines at Camp Pendelton, CA training."


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