Comments on: The Secret of Eating Chicken Wings

By: oh hai there

oh hai there — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 13:17:52 +0000

He was being a smartass. Lighten up. And go eat some wings!

By: Natasha10005

Natasha10005 — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 17:42:44 +0000

Mitch I want to smack people like you in the face. But you could probably beat me up since you’re so big and strong. What with me being 100 lbs and you having the free range bison soup and all.

By: Rev

Rev — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 17:11:21 +0000

This method would be considerably messier were the wings properly sauced, like you would find at Anchor Bar or Duff’s.

Buffalo Wings are the only reason to bother with that part of the chicken.

By: LisaL

LisaL — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 23:20:29 +0000

Those wings looked yummy!! Love chicken, wings, breasts, thighs whatever. So good.

Anywho, I usually find that part he was tlaking about in the video and just pull the 2 bones apart from eachother. No twisting or anything, just yank them suckers apart and enjoy the tastey meat.

By: Flux

Flux — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 22:00:58 +0000

I also do the “bite at one end and strip it down with my teeth” works better Imo. One handed chicken wingin for the win.
Instructions on how to eat ANYTHING though is retarded.
Eff off and take your special methods with you.
A chicken wing is pretty lowbrow, it needs no special instructions. I suppose this guy also has a special word he came up with for “his” method(named after himself of course) and an Autobiography called “Mr.Manners book of Wing”.
Ugh.

By: CheeseDuck

CheeseDuck — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 17:13:26 +0000

Uh. Other people didn’t know how to do this, I thought that was like the appeal of eating those chicken wings.

By: highlife

highlife — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 10:11:30 +0000

MMMM…

gonna’ have to try this

By: A

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 09:54:33 +0000

aww, hit a nerve with Mitch

By: Geekazoid

Geekazoid — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 05:55:49 +0000

Samlive you haven’t read other threads? This is tame by comparison.

I actually find it kind of odd to eat chicken wings without gnawing at the bone. It’s kind of like why I don’t eat those ‘boneless chicken wings’ they serve at some eateries. I just like the feel of chewing the meat off the bones. I never considered it a hassle to do that, that’s all.

By: samlive the red

samlive the red — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 03:32:25 +0000

wow. there is so much animosity on this comment thread! its just wings people! jebus. and i didnt think this guy sounded snotty at all, he’s just helpin people out. RELAX. save your anger for some post about global warming or something… sheesh.

By: Geekazoid

Geekazoid — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 02:53:04 +0000

Love wings, but usually I am too impatient and will just gnaw away.

By: Edward

Edward — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 02:09:57 +0000

Let me add to the above comments (all of which are true and correct) that this method and all other “easy” ones depend on the wings being “correctly cooked”. Tasty, juicy, plump wings sometimes require gnawing.

By: Ant Dude

Ant Dude — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 01:35:19 +0000

Now, I am hungry.

By: Mitch

Mitch — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 00:56:58 +0000

Hey, mister A, after I eat my free range bison soup I’m going to go for a 17 mile bike ride, finish the loop in
less then an hour, curl 68 pounds in 3 sets of 8 reps, and then laugh at your silly flabby ass.

By: Justin

Justin — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 23:35:38 +0000

lol you guys are hilarious!

I’ll definitely give this a go next time I’m chowing down on some wings. I wonder if it will work with fried wings…

By: Carl

Carl — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 23:05:38 +0000

Wow that’s ridiculous. The hands-down easiest way to eat them is to put the wing into your mouth directly and strip the meat right off with your teeth. Not sideways like a cob of corn. The meat between the bones always pops up and out. Sheesh.

If you need two hands to eat a chicken wing, you’re doing it wrong.

By: A

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 22:20:14 +0000

Also, wings are awesome. Screw you all who whine about fat and blah blah. Stick to your soy blocks and rocket salad.

“Ooh! it has Flax! and probiotics! do! do! do! I’m a snooty douche who loves scanning through nutritional information lists with my box frame glasses when I’m shopping at whole foods while holding a cup of starbucks and listening to my wussy indie music on my iphone. I also have a long stick shoved way up my butt so I can actually look more like a snooty douche when I walk around.”

By: Veracosa

Veracosa — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 22:10:59 +0000

I think this is great. I don’t eat wings very often, but when I do, I will try this method out!

Now I need to post a tutorial on how to eat crab legs (specifically snow crab legs), no picks or forks are needed! I have it down to an art…

By: A

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 22:02:11 +0000

This guy thinks he’s so clever or something. I came up with this way of eating chicken wings on my own when I was a kid, and I do it in a much cleaner fashion than this ‘chef’.

By: Skipweasel

Skipweasel — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 21:51:43 +0000

Can’t bear wings.

By: Josh

Josh — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 20:51:52 +0000

I have always eaten them this way. I usually just bite off the big end and pull out the bone with my teeth. Then after that just eat the wing. BTW Publix Hot Wings are awesome.

By: Foreigner1

Foreigner1 — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 19:45:14 +0000

What a moron- Telling us how to eat this food CORRECTLY … Come On!!! Just do it however you like and enjoy as long as you eat all the meat! No man’s gonna prescribe or dictate me how I should eat my food…… Get outta here….!!!

By: twoeightnine

twoeightnine — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 19:33:22 +0000

Don’t forget your monocle and porcelain dinnerware!

By: pwscott

pwscott — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 19:23:01 +0000

Yes, but a more proper way is to put the whole thing in you mouth and pull out the bones. This leaves one hand clean for drinking and commenting on blogs.

By: Mitch

Mitch — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 19:21:27 +0000

I don’t understand the appeal of wings. Why do people want to specifically buy the boniest part of the chicken with the least meat? If I buy a chicken I’ll accept that it comes with two wings, but I’d never say “Give me 12 wings please.”

By: Alice

Alice — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 18:30:18 +0000

Just what we Americans need .. a way to stuff food in our faces more efficiently