The Golden Age of Video

Posted by Alex in Movies & SciFi, Music, Video Clips on November 7, 2009 at 12:30 pm



[YouTube Video Clip] - via reddit

If you only saw one YouTube clip today, make it this one. Here's The Golden Age of Video by Ricardo Autobahn, made from movie clips (which ones? David Glover got them all figured out). We Came, We Saw, We Kicked Its Ass. Indeed.

Lyrics, from YouTube submitter slipknotskate1:

1,2,1,2,3,4
We accept her, one of us, we accept her, one of us!
Gooble gobble gooble gobble!
We accept her, we accept her!
We accept her, one of us, we accept her, one of us!
Gooble gobble gooble gobble!
We accept her, we accept her!

(We-we) we came, we saw, we kicked it's ass,
I was testing you - and you passed,
Dental plan! Lisa needs braces,
Be required to fart on a regular basis,
I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse,
Channel 13 - Eyewitness news!
Robocop, who is he?
Dead or alive you're coming with me.

In a hurry to be fed, beady eyes and big blue head.

I'm telling the truth Doc, you gotta believe me,
Why does everything I whip leave me?
My beautiful chocolate! Candy is dandy,
Fava beans and a nice Chianti,
You can count on Slippery Pete,
Suicide will be nice and neat!
I didn't build the Panama canal,
Open the pod bay doors please, HAL,

These aren't the droids you're looking for,
These aren't the droids we're looking for,
I am not a number I am a free man!
Rosebud.
To The Idiotmobile!
Right away Michael,
I-I-I-I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed or numbered.

We came, we saw, we kicked it's ass,
You don't understand I coulda had class,
Round and tasty on a bun,
Ooh Zippy look what you've done!
Finally! Cast off those lines!
No, I've been nervous lots of times,
Red Rum! What's the matter honey?
Just robbed Boss Hogg all of his money!

We came, saw, we kicked it's ass,
Writing checks your body can't cash,
I was elected to lead, not read,
I feel the need - the need for speed,
Watch out for snakes, a good man's loafer,
HQ - my hat looks like a muffin - over,
My god it's full of stars,
There was no driver in the car..

In the car (repeat)

Well you see I'm in hot pursuit!

There are only two things I love in this world - everybody and television!
#The Simpsons
#Run With Us!
Ugh - you must be shrooming,
Wait for me Moomin!
Cross live to meet the host of that show, Meat Boy,
I want to go to there.

We came, we saw, we kicked it's ass,
An oil tycoon - like a.. moustache,
Nice beaver! I just had it stuffed,
I don't give a shit, close enough,
Where's me washboard? I'll get me coat,
Y-y-y-you're gonna need a bigger boat,
What'd she say? I think she bought it,
Suck it monkeys! I'm goin' corporate!
C'mon let's take a drive! A drive?
Number 5 is alive!
It's only a laugh, no harm done,
Pickles, french fries, yum yum yum,
Bueller, Bueller, Bueller,
It's 2 degrees cooler,
The light that burns twice as bright burns half as long,
Six words in the whole song.

We-we-we accept her, one of us, we accept her, one of us!
Gooble gobble gooble gobble!
We accept her, we accept her!
You are number 6 5 4 3 2
I am not a number, I am a free man

We came, we saw, we kicked it's ass,
Give me my 20,000 in cash,
We came, we saw, we kicked it's ass,
I think you woke up the dead with that blast
We came, we saw, we kicked it's ass,
I think fast, I talk fast,
We came, we saw, we kicked it's ass,
Lois, this is not my Batman glass.


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14 comments to "The Golden Age of Video"

  1. Lanta
    November 7th, 2009 at 2:24 pm

    Very very Skillfully done. Does he have no friends?

  2. pwscott
    November 7th, 2009 at 3:08 pm

    Damn good video. I love this stuff.

  3. ted
    November 7th, 2009 at 3:18 pm

    Cute video. I don't think we needed the lyrics written out.

  4. entertained
    November 7th, 2009 at 3:30 pm

    He does now.

    He also has enemies.

    MPAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

  5. Gianni
    November 7th, 2009 at 3:55 pm

    Once in a while, certain videoclips appear and do things. This is one of them. I am not sure whether I should start laughing maniacally or weeping silently.

  6. Carl
    November 7th, 2009 at 6:14 pm

    "Very very Skillfully done. Does he have no friends?"

    Wow.

    The thought that something skillfully done equates a person to social ineptitude in your book...All the adjectives that come to mind sound incredibly insulting, so I won't say anything.

  7. namowal
    November 7th, 2009 at 6:36 pm

    That's surprisingly catchy.

  8. Noelegy
    November 7th, 2009 at 9:40 pm

    Anything that starts with "Freaks" and ends with "Ghostbusters" is cool in my book.

  9. Lanta
    November 8th, 2009 at 12:41 am

    @Carl, lol, cultural differences...

    I was implying that it was so skillfull that is must have taken him months and months to perfect. No friends to break his concentration with nights out.

    It is actually a (quite common) complement on his dedication.

  10. Findlay
    November 8th, 2009 at 4:09 am

    Pretty cool. Not a fan of the euro-trash music though. Got sick of it 53 seconds in.

  11. Lou Shumaker
    November 8th, 2009 at 3:21 pm

    Excellent work, considering how many sources he pulled that from. This is a guy who really, really, loves movies.

    Bonus points for the "dance sequence" from "The Life Aquatic."

  12. BullDozer
    November 9th, 2009 at 11:22 pm

    One of the best things that happened in the internetz

  13. Kev
    November 10th, 2009 at 9:38 am

    Whoa! Freaks!
    I havent' seen that in a Loooong time. Going to have to go dust off the ol' VHS deck and head down to that awesome rental place in the artsy part of town.

  14. Kev
    November 10th, 2009 at 9:42 am

    Or I can just buy it on the iTunes store, apparently


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