Comments on: Bird Drops Bread, LHC Shuts Down

By: Flu-Bird

Flu-Bird — Tue, 29 Dec 2009 07:32:33 +0000

I suppose the nature freaks will use this GAIA poppycock to explain why the bird would drop the peice of bread he had and shut the place down

By: Grafiker

Grafiker — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 21:23:26 +0000

I like birds! Next time i gave them more bread.

By: OhYes

OhYes — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 14:04:47 +0000

The bird wanted his bread toasted.

By: Nick

Nick — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 13:13:21 +0000

Luv it. As I wrote last year:
http://www.cynicmag.com/feature.aspx?articleid=2432

By: pwscott

pwscott — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 12:26:02 +0000

No drama here WOW that’s pure comedy.

By: Felipe Venancio

Felipe Venancio — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 12:00:20 +0000

hahahah sneezes…

By: wow

wow — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 10:29:46 +0000

oh pwscott, don’t be a drama queen….

By: Bryce Rasmussen

Bryce Rasmussen — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 09:24:45 +0000

Call it what it is-courtesy Neil Young-”it’s a piece of crap.” Very expensive piece of crap.

That if-if, they ever get it running? Will prove that scientists are very good at finding very small, very unimportant whatsits.

By: Foreigner1

Foreigner1 — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 08:22:22 +0000

Ooooooooh Rats—- Autumn is coming and leaves from trees are falling more and more………………..

By: Ali S.

Ali S. — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 07:40:02 +0000

I hope that they can get this working before someone sneezes and causes the thing to malfunction and break down.

By: Lasse

Lasse — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 07:09:46 +0000

As long as it doesn’t cause an resonance cascade in the anomalous materials test chamber, they should be perfectly allright.

By: ThEgg

ThEgg — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 05:43:26 +0000

It’s just like shooting Womp Rats back in Beggar’s Canyon.

By: Sean

Sean — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 05:08:00 +0000

Good one, Red-Two.

At least it was a bird and not a (womp) rat.

By: raincoaster

raincoaster — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 05:06:23 +0000

What happens if a bird drops a piece of toast with the Virgin Mary on it?

By: Justin

Justin — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 04:54:21 +0000

“It’s not impossible. I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back home, they’re not much bigger than two meters. “

By: Red-Two

Red-Two — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 03:28:44 +0000

Was is a small exhaust port, just above the main port? Not much more than two meters wide?

By: Johnny Cat

Johnny Cat — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 03:26:19 +0000

That’s ridiculous, yet understandable. Nice pic.

Oh, and The Bread Incident should be Guns n Roses’ next album title.

By: pwscott

pwscott — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 02:41:07 +0000

Sign from above. Someone should check Biblical prophecy on this one.