“Well typed, fellow Squidward sympathizer! I couldn’t agree with you more. I’m sick of that stupid sponge and his dumb starfish friend picking on the octopus, who’s sort of my favorite character in SpongeBob SquarePants. Sometimes, I wish that Squidward killed them and Mr. Krabs.”

@boner:

“Why the hell did you type that sick and off-topic stuff repeatedly? Are you mental or something? This is a SpongeBob blog, which means that you’re a disgusting comments should have no place here. So get the fuck out out and don’t ever come back!”

@matt marshall and aidan retard]:

“You two are just as retarded as boner, except that he or she typed way more sick-minded stuff than you. Therefore, I apply most of stuff to you that I typed to him or her.”