Email a copy of 'Prombron: The World's Baddest SUV' to a friend
Do Not rub the seats, arousal will ensue resulting in being ejected from the vehicle.
Another in Neatorama’s occasional series about how tacky conspicuous consumption is!
That really is startlingly gross, isn’t it?
I don’t care what penis materials are on this or what kind of coating is on the window (this includes penis coating)..with a name like “Prombron” this is NOT a bad ass car.
My gold plated windows are covered in DOUBLE whale penis leather.
(sigh) Whatever happened to buying a Ferrari or a Corvette when you felt inmasculine? or was that for the midlife crisis stage?
“Imma let you finish in a minute, But Ahab was strapped to the biggest whale penis skin of allll time!”
actually penis leather is a rather inexpensive material : just rub it and you got plenty more!
Neal beat me to it. I was thinking, “Rapper shows up in one of these in 3…2…1.”
Instead of making the world’s greatest car with 150 mpg and great 0-60 times and outstanding handling and superior safety, these clowns decided to make the world’s most expensive car by adding diamonds and gold and whale penii to a pretty standard SUV.
Good job, morons.
