Brothel Offers Discounts to Eco-Friendly Customers

By John Farrier in Everything Else on Oct 20, 2009 at 7:26 pm

It seems like everyone is getting into the green lifestyle movement, even a (legal) bordello in Berlin. Mary MacPherson Lane writes for the Associated Press:

One bordello, hoping to stave off falling demand in the economic crisis, has begun offering discounts to customers who pedal bicycles to the door.

“It’s very difficult to find parking around here, and this option is better for our environment,” said Thomas Goetz, who owns the brothel Maison d’Envie, or House of Desire.[...]

To qualify, customers must show the receptionist either a bicycle padlock key or proof they used public transit to get to the neighborhood. That knocks the price for 45 minutes in a room, for example, to euro65 from euro70.

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  1. A
    Oct 20th, 2009 at 8:18 pm

    So no 10 euro discount if I show them the corns and blisters I got from walking there instead? I’ve got to plan a sex tour in europe one of these days.

  2. Zecc
    Oct 21st, 2009 at 3:37 am

    “Oh, I forgot the padlock key in the glove compartment. I’ll be right back!”

  3. Darth Lawyer
    Oct 21st, 2009 at 7:52 am

    Nothing like a nice bike ride to soup up the junk for the ladies before visiting your local brothel.

  4. BamaChris
    Oct 21st, 2009 at 10:28 am

    It’s about time!

  5. Christophe
    Oct 21st, 2009 at 1:34 pm

    so a bordello is like playing squash : you can go only per 45 mn increments and not by the hour.
    I learn something everyday on Neatorama :D

  6. ted
    Oct 21st, 2009 at 6:40 pm

    What if they use organic condoms?

  7. PeterW
    Oct 21st, 2009 at 6:53 pm

    What if they recycle the condoms?

  8. as
    Oct 22nd, 2009 at 1:52 am

    What if they reuse the women? oh wait-


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