That’s Not Fruit!

Posted by Miss Cellania in Food & Drinks on September 29, 2009 at 12:58 pm


Most of us think of sweet produce as fruit and not-sweet garden foods as vegetables, with the exception of the tomato because that’s been argued over so much. But which plant foods are scientifically fruits, and which are vegetables?

A fruit — a ‘true fruit’ — is one where all tissues are derived from the plant ovary and this alone. This includes peas. Whereas strawberries, for example, also include some of the flesh from the peg that holds the ovary, disqualifying them from fruit status. The apple gets its carpels involved as well as the ovary, leading to a kinky pome. ‘True berries’ are also ‘true fruits’, but not the other way round. Grapes, currants (red and black), elder- and gooseberries are all proper upstanding berries which will not deceive you or smuggle themselves into your house in pies before stealing your silver while you sleep.

Whatever you call them, you should have five servings a day, and eat a variety of different whatever-they-ares. Link -via Scribal Terror


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4 comments to "That’s Not Fruit!"

  1. christopher
    September 29th, 2009 at 2:02 pm

    the problem as i understand it is that a 'fruit' is a scientifically describable object whereas 'vegetable' is not a scientific word and therefore open to some interpretation.

  2. Gauldar
    September 29th, 2009 at 2:08 pm

    How about we just call it plant matter, and leave these alphabetic concoctions with the derogatory functions for stereotyping gay & catatonic people?

  3. ByrdBrain
    September 29th, 2009 at 4:09 pm

    Gauldar

    ^+1

  4. FishBottleT
    September 30th, 2009 at 10:46 am

    I think calling them true food would work.


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