Comments on: Computer Engineers Are Most Likely To Crash

By: Dandy

Dandy — Sun, 13 Sep 2009 16:03:12 +0000

Then there is this one:

3 engineers in a car driving down the highway when a there is a sudden POP! and the car dies.

The mechanical engineer says “That sounded like a piston rod – we’re hosed. Let’s see if we can thumb a ride.”

The electrical engineer states “Nah! That sounded like a fuse popping. Hand me a bubble-gum wrapper and I’ll have us back on the road.”

Finally the Microsoft engineer speaks up “Guys, it’s simple! All we have to do is get out, get back in and off we go!”

Ahundred — Sun, 13 Sep 2009 00:22:57 +0000

I wonder how mechanics drive on average. I can rebuild my car from the frame up but I keep rear-ending people.

Ant Dude — Sat, 12 Sep 2009 21:37:53 +0000

How about software quality assurance (SQA) testers/analysts?

Skipweasel — Sat, 12 Sep 2009 20:15:12 +0000

I once put “kept man” as my occupation on a car insurance renewal (I was at home looking after the kids) but they rang me up and asked what it was.

Alex — Sat, 12 Sep 2009 17:53:57 +0000

@Abbie – I knew that! Fixed in the post, thanks!

FishBottleT — Sat, 12 Sep 2009 16:35:53 +0000

Farmers are the safest drivers because most of whet they drive (aka tractors), go quite slow anyways. Sales people drive everywhere.

Abbie — Sat, 12 Sep 2009 15:28:34 +0000

Just FYI, a computer engineer and a computer programmer aren’t the same thing (hardware vs. software).

Gauldar — Sat, 12 Sep 2009 12:43:33 +0000

I wonder where Certified Accounts fit into this list, my friend is one and she drives like a crazy person.

DaveL — Sat, 12 Sep 2009 06:55:41 +0000

That’s because we have more important things to worry about than driving in a straight line.