The 6 Most Frequently Quoted Bullshit Animal Facts

By Queuebot in Everything Else on Sep 3, 2009 at 11:35 pm

Remember all those cools facts you learned about animals when you were 10? Totally false. For example, you’ve heard that lemmings commit mass suicide.

This rumor was probably started in the early 19th Century. Scientists would see sudden bursts of the lemming population that would just as suddenly shrink, and they couldn’t figure out why. In 1908 a man named Arthur Mee decided that “mass suicide” seemed as good an answer as any and published it in his The Children’s Encyclopedia.

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  1. Metis
    Sep 4th, 2009 at 12:23 am

    While I agree that Cracked’s articles are usually interesting, they ARE Cracked’s. This makes quite a few that the queuebot has let through. Not to mention I didn’t neatorama was the type of site to use the word “bullshit”.

  2. Metis
    Sep 4th, 2009 at 12:25 am

    Haha. Looks like my first comment was flagged for inappropriate language.

  3. Alex
    Sep 4th, 2009 at 1:12 am

    I’m in awe of Cracked – they’ve managed to grow extremely large in a very, very short period of time.

  4. trvllr
    Sep 4th, 2009 at 3:48 am

    Nice article, but not very well researched.

    - The chameleon claim is wrong. They do change color according to their environment (I’ve seen it several times in real life). That doesn’t necessarily mean, that they don’t communicate emotion in that way as well.

    - Second: The picture shows an emu not an ostrich.

    - Third: The bumblebee-picture actually shows bees, which are even harder to confuse that emus an ostriches.

  5. felixthecat
    Sep 4th, 2009 at 5:47 am

    At Metis

    We had better get used to it. Looks like there is more to come. I was a bit surprised as well. Neatorama does not have to go this route.

  6. felixthecat
    Sep 4th, 2009 at 5:49 am

    @ trvllr

    Cracked’s articles are seldom well-researched. Even when large and obvious mistakes are pointed out by many commenters, they will actually defend the mistakes, no matter how glaring, as “license” or as unintentionally humourous.

  7. Baro
    Sep 4th, 2009 at 6:47 am

    Also, the ostrich-emu picture has teeth. That’s obviously photoshopped, as birds do not have teeth as far as I know. They just searched ostrich in google images.

    http://images.google.com/images?hl=es&source=hp&q=ostrich&btnG=Buscar+ im%C3%A1genes&gbv=2&aq=f&oq=

  8. ghost
    Sep 4th, 2009 at 7:52 am

    I had a veiled chameleon for a roommate for several years until he passed away. That species of chameleon changed their color only for mood and temperature not for camouflage. There may well be other species that can change color for camouflage but I’m not aware of them.

  9. Gail Pink
    Sep 4th, 2009 at 9:56 am

    This was a fun article (especially loved the Piranah story). I could spend days on Cracked.

  10. Justin
    Sep 4th, 2009 at 10:17 am

    There are in fact several species of chameleons that do change their colors to blend in with the environment.

    In fact there are a bunch of other animals who do change their color to blend in with their environment like certain species of octopus.

    While everything else on their list seems to check out, I am surprised that cracked.com didn’t even bother to do the most basic of research on their number one pick.

    @baro:
    I think that picture is from the movie “Dude Where’s my Car?”.

  11. Johnny Cat
    Sep 4th, 2009 at 10:50 am

    I’d never even heard of the bee thing before.

  12. ted
    Sep 4th, 2009 at 10:55 pm

    Suprised by the inappropriate language in the title. It is odd to see that at Neatorama. Not surprised that it’s from Cracked, since half the articles are usually swears.

  13. at work
    Sep 28th, 2009 at 3:38 pm

    Stop with the s-bombs! This is one of the few websites that is both SFW and actually interesting!


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