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Naked Neighbour ‘put me off men’

By Miss Cellania in Crime & Law on Sep 3, 2009 at 10:50 am


Denise Woodage of Reading, England told a court that the sight of her neighbor naked put her off men and sausages for life. 53-year old Paul Darlow was arrested for indecent exposure after Woodage saw him naked in his garden.

The 54-year-old, who is mum to Hazel, 26, told the Post she was now anti-men as a result of seeing Darlow’s “pale and hairy” body in the November chill and is now on anti-depressants.Mrs Woodage, who does not work, first saw the 53-year-old flashing in March 2008. She complained to police and they installed CCTV.

In November 2008 – after capturing Darlow on film flashing his bits yet again – he was arrested and charged with indecent exposure.

He initially denied the incidents but during his trial, before Judge Zoë Smith, he confessed to touching himself outdoors

Darlow was sentenced to six weeks jail time. Link -via Arbroath


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  1. Gauldar
    Sep 3rd, 2009 at 11:21 am

    So she's gone full blown lesbian? I'm sure her pottery class is happy to hear that.

  2. number1guy
    Sep 3rd, 2009 at 11:28 am

    Lmao! She shouldn't be talking. If I saw her naked then I would probably die of shock.

  3. SimonSays
    Sep 3rd, 2009 at 11:34 am

    Yeah, right! That's why she's off the market now!

  4. Dru
    Sep 3rd, 2009 at 11:38 am

    @number1guy, I totally agree... after I saw her picture I was thinking she should be lucky that she was even able to ever see a man naked. If it wasn't for the article saying she had I daughter, I would doubt she ever did. I think even the sausages had a sigh of relief that they wouldn't have to go anywhere near her anymore. Okay maybe, I got a little mean there but she was putting down another person for being unpleasant to look at. Well I guess the guy touching him self would be a little disturbing....

  5. Miss Cellania
    Sep 3rd, 2009 at 11:41 am

    On the one hand, it IS mean to make fun of someone's looks, but on the other hand, she wasn't forced to pose with a sausage and stick out her tongue.

  6. Alex
    Sep 3rd, 2009 at 12:20 pm

    On behalf of all men, thank you for taking yourself off the market ;)

  7. Steohawk
    Sep 3rd, 2009 at 2:31 pm

    Normal people don't get that freaked out about some naked guy. Either she was already mentally ill, or she's being a drama queen. Perhaps a little bit of both.

  8. Moon
    Sep 3rd, 2009 at 5:13 pm

    6 weeks in jail isn't the worst part. The worst part is explaining to the other inmates WHY you are in jail and then having them see the picture of the person you exposed yourself to.

    Steohawk, I vote for drama queen.

  9. Moon
    Sep 3rd, 2009 at 5:14 pm

    Or perhaps, she's angling for a lawsuit.

  10. Dudeman
    Sep 3rd, 2009 at 5:34 pm

    If she had simply retaliated by flashing him back, his "bits" would have shriveled and fallen off, problem solved.

  11. Larry
    Sep 4th, 2009 at 5:20 am

    That picture alone has put me off of any kind of food for atleast a few minutes.

  12. Atomic Cow
    Sep 4th, 2009 at 3:45 pm

    She's a man!

  13. ted
    Sep 4th, 2009 at 11:22 pm

    That story seems to be blowing things out of proportion. It was humorous, though.

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