The 12 Least Appropriate Smurf Figurines

1. DaveL
   August 31st, 2009 at 10:18 pm

   All my Saturday morning cartoons have been turned into porn. *sigh*

2. Christophe
   August 31st, 2009 at 11:26 pm

   Belgian cartoons have French influence : alcohool and scantily clad ladies...

3. miocl
   September 1st, 2009 at 3:32 am

   Belgian cartoons have BELGIAN influence Americans are really oer sensitive about everything, sheeesh. I grew up with these, and never batted an eyelash or thought they were inappropriate (nor did my parents for that matter!).
   Beer or champagne drinking smurfs? Oh no, cover their eyes! A smurf playing cards with an Ace hidden somewhere? We've never seen that in ANY cartoon, have we? A smurf in a halloween costume? God forbid. The devil smurf is actually a bad conscience smurf, that comes together with the angel - good conscience smurf. A mermaid smurf, again, cover your eyes lest you see her breasts! Oh no, she's already covering them, it's okay
   The caged smurf is ridiculously benign! How else would you display a daring rescue by the other smurfs? And the little smurfette bathing, there should be nothing wrong with that. She's supposed to be a little 2 year old. Americans are so prude There's nothing wrong with that unless you have a sick mind.

   I've always thought that in the US people are a bit overprotective about alcohol and such. If you think you should shield children from seeing a smurf with a champagne bottle, then it's no wonder there are alcohol abuse problems in the States. By making it taboo, you're making it more interesting than it really is.

4. seefish3
   September 1st, 2009 at 3:58 am

   Many of these are male-oriented issues, but what can one expect from a site called "Topless Robot"?

5. Skipweasel
   September 1st, 2009 at 9:32 am

   What a sad bloke. Seeing anything untoward in a naked child, whether Smurf or human, washing themselves isn't suggestive to most people - certainly not Europeans.

   We unexpectedly ended up at the beach last weekend. Being unplanned we didn't have any swimming things, so our seven year old daughter just laughed, stripped off and ran in naked. Some of the kids on the beach were dressed - some weren't. No one seemed to care, which is how it should be.

   Our son, at twelve, preferred to go find a cheap pair of shorts from a beach shop.

6. AndiB.
   September 1st, 2009 at 9:39 am

   Maybe some people should start to focus on more important things... like poverty, wars, famine and opression taking place all over this planet - instead of ranting about politically incorrect smurfs!

   Poor world...

7. Lady Helena Handbasket
   September 1st, 2009 at 9:44 am

   AndiB. I have to say I always love it when someone comes to Neatorama and comments that people should be doing more important things...

8. FishBottleT
   September 2nd, 2009 at 12:32 pm

   Yea. People who comment on waisting time when they themselves are waisting their own time by ranting about people ranting. I guess it is just one vicious cycle.

9. Phillip J
   September 9th, 2009 at 10:01 am

   Now there are some smurf's I can identify with.

   These smurfs are not in my wife's collection but I'd have less of an issue if she wanted to byuy thes ones...

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