Comments on: Caption Monkey 63: Swimming Pigs of the Caribbean http://www.neatorama.com/2009/08/25/caption-monkey-63-swimming-pigs-of-the-caribbean/ The Neat Side of the Web Thu, 16 Feb 2012 17:47:18 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: wilfbelf http://www.neatorama.com/2009/08/25/caption-monkey-63-swimming-pigs-of-the-caribbean/comment-page-2/#comment-1850187 wilfbelf Sun, 30 Aug 2009 00:55:20 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2009/08/25/caption-monkey-63-swimming-pigs-of-the-caribbean/#comment-1850187 Young Pablo started swimming to dispel the rumour that swine flew. Young Pablo started swimming to dispel the rumour that swine flew.

]]> By: e7c http://www.neatorama.com/2009/08/25/caption-monkey-63-swimming-pigs-of-the-caribbean/comment-page-2/#comment-1849937 e7c Sat, 29 Aug 2009 13:00:52 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2009/08/25/caption-monkey-63-swimming-pigs-of-the-caribbean/#comment-1849937 in the event of a shipwreck immediately toss your survival pig into the ocean so it will have that great brine taste by the time you swim to a deserted island. in the event of a shipwreck immediately toss your survival pig into the ocean so it will have that great brine taste by the time you swim to a deserted island.

]]> By: e7c http://www.neatorama.com/2009/08/25/caption-monkey-63-swimming-pigs-of-the-caribbean/comment-page-2/#comment-1849936 e7c Sat, 29 Aug 2009 12:56:22 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2009/08/25/caption-monkey-63-swimming-pigs-of-the-caribbean/#comment-1849936 in retrospect I wish I had packed Tactical Bacon in my shipwreck survival kit instead of a live pig. in retrospect I wish I had packed Tactical Bacon in my shipwreck survival kit instead of a live pig.

]]> By: Matt http://www.neatorama.com/2009/08/25/caption-monkey-63-swimming-pigs-of-the-caribbean/comment-page-2/#comment-1849492 Matt Fri, 28 Aug 2009 03:21:48 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2009/08/25/caption-monkey-63-swimming-pigs-of-the-caribbean/#comment-1849492 Where are the shank floaties when you need 'em? Where are the shank floaties when you need ‘em?

]]> By: Techien http://www.neatorama.com/2009/08/25/caption-monkey-63-swimming-pigs-of-the-caribbean/comment-page-2/#comment-1849104 Techien Thu, 27 Aug 2009 02:09:08 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2009/08/25/caption-monkey-63-swimming-pigs-of-the-caribbean/#comment-1849104 So jewish people can't eat pork.........what about seafood? So jewish people can’t eat pork………what about seafood?

]]> By: Techien http://www.neatorama.com/2009/08/25/caption-monkey-63-swimming-pigs-of-the-caribbean/comment-page-2/#comment-1849103 Techien Thu, 27 Aug 2009 02:08:33 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2009/08/25/caption-monkey-63-swimming-pigs-of-the-caribbean/#comment-1849103 FML FML

]]> By: Fran http://www.neatorama.com/2009/08/25/caption-monkey-63-swimming-pigs-of-the-caribbean/comment-page-2/#comment-1849028 Fran Wed, 26 Aug 2009 19:06:47 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2009/08/25/caption-monkey-63-swimming-pigs-of-the-caribbean/#comment-1849028 Keep head up...Must not get hair wet. Must not get hair wet! Keep head up…Must not get hair wet. Must not get hair wet!

]]> By: Chaco http://www.neatorama.com/2009/08/25/caption-monkey-63-swimming-pigs-of-the-caribbean/comment-page-2/#comment-1848997 Chaco Wed, 26 Aug 2009 17:46:17 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2009/08/25/caption-monkey-63-swimming-pigs-of-the-caribbean/#comment-1848997 In other news, Kate Gosselin went for a swim. In other news, Kate Gosselin went for a swim.

]]> By: Rick http://www.neatorama.com/2009/08/25/caption-monkey-63-swimming-pigs-of-the-caribbean/comment-page-2/#comment-1848987 Rick Wed, 26 Aug 2009 17:12:02 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2009/08/25/caption-monkey-63-swimming-pigs-of-the-caribbean/#comment-1848987 Babewatch: Pig in paradise Babewatch: Pig in paradise

]]> By: shane http://www.neatorama.com/2009/08/25/caption-monkey-63-swimming-pigs-of-the-caribbean/comment-page-2/#comment-1848692 shane Wed, 26 Aug 2009 07:40:42 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2009/08/25/caption-monkey-63-swimming-pigs-of-the-caribbean/#comment-1848692 swine swam. swine swam.

]]> By: kweev http://www.neatorama.com/2009/08/25/caption-monkey-63-swimming-pigs-of-the-caribbean/comment-page-2/#comment-1848689 kweev Wed, 26 Aug 2009 07:36:15 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2009/08/25/caption-monkey-63-swimming-pigs-of-the-caribbean/#comment-1848689 Nirvana NeverRind Nirvana
NeverRind

]]> By: Maxxx http://www.neatorama.com/2009/08/25/caption-monkey-63-swimming-pigs-of-the-caribbean/comment-page-2/#comment-1848680 Maxxx Wed, 26 Aug 2009 06:26:50 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2009/08/25/caption-monkey-63-swimming-pigs-of-the-caribbean/#comment-1848680 ... and this little piggy went Wee wee. … and this little piggy went Wee wee.

]]> By: Mambo http://www.neatorama.com/2009/08/25/caption-monkey-63-swimming-pigs-of-the-caribbean/comment-page-2/#comment-1848642 Mambo Wed, 26 Aug 2009 03:42:09 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2009/08/25/caption-monkey-63-swimming-pigs-of-the-caribbean/#comment-1848642 Ugh. When they said that they would give me a bath... Ugh. When they said that they would give me a bath…

]]> By: Maxxx http://www.neatorama.com/2009/08/25/caption-monkey-63-swimming-pigs-of-the-caribbean/comment-page-2/#comment-1848641 Maxxx Wed, 26 Aug 2009 03:39:42 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2009/08/25/caption-monkey-63-swimming-pigs-of-the-caribbean/#comment-1848641 "Impervius!" cried Hairy Trotter, Hog-Waters latest pupil. “Impervius!” cried Hairy Trotter, Hog-Waters latest pupil.

]]> By: Jiminy http://www.neatorama.com/2009/08/25/caption-monkey-63-swimming-pigs-of-the-caribbean/comment-page-2/#comment-1848630 Jiminy Wed, 26 Aug 2009 03:08:31 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2009/08/25/caption-monkey-63-swimming-pigs-of-the-caribbean/#comment-1848630 Iz in yer pool. Peein up da waterz Iz in yer pool. Peein up da waterz

]]> By: Kevin Allen http://www.neatorama.com/2009/08/25/caption-monkey-63-swimming-pigs-of-the-caribbean/comment-page-2/#comment-1848587 Kevin Allen Wed, 26 Aug 2009 01:04:15 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2009/08/25/caption-monkey-63-swimming-pigs-of-the-caribbean/#comment-1848587 If he stays out in the salt water long enough he'll get pruny. And then I'll be in the mood for jerky. If he stays out in the salt water long enough he’ll get pruny. And then I’ll be in the mood for jerky.

]]> By: Stalker http://www.neatorama.com/2009/08/25/caption-monkey-63-swimming-pigs-of-the-caribbean/comment-page-2/#comment-1848582 Stalker Wed, 26 Aug 2009 00:58:09 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2009/08/25/caption-monkey-63-swimming-pigs-of-the-caribbean/#comment-1848582 aqua piggle! *squish *squish *squish aqua piggle!

*squish

*squish

*squish

]]> By: Stalker http://www.neatorama.com/2009/08/25/caption-monkey-63-swimming-pigs-of-the-caribbean/comment-page-2/#comment-1848578 Stalker Wed, 26 Aug 2009 00:56:09 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2009/08/25/caption-monkey-63-swimming-pigs-of-the-caribbean/#comment-1848578 where's the big bad wolf when you need him? =) where’s the big bad wolf when you need him? =)

]]> By: Maxxx http://www.neatorama.com/2009/08/25/caption-monkey-63-swimming-pigs-of-the-caribbean/comment-page-2/#comment-1848576 Maxxx Wed, 26 Aug 2009 00:55:40 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2009/08/25/caption-monkey-63-swimming-pigs-of-the-caribbean/#comment-1848576 Why pigs have curly tails Why pigs have curly tails

]]> By: Anon of Ibid http://www.neatorama.com/2009/08/25/caption-monkey-63-swimming-pigs-of-the-caribbean/comment-page-2/#comment-1848575 Anon of Ibid Wed, 26 Aug 2009 00:54:55 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2009/08/25/caption-monkey-63-swimming-pigs-of-the-caribbean/#comment-1848575 Go Go PIGZILLA!! Go Go PIGZILLA!!

]]> By: Dirit http://www.neatorama.com/2009/08/25/caption-monkey-63-swimming-pigs-of-the-caribbean/comment-page-2/#comment-1848574 Dirit Wed, 26 Aug 2009 00:54:54 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2009/08/25/caption-monkey-63-swimming-pigs-of-the-caribbean/#comment-1848574 I've been working on these all day but i still can't come up with better than "Oikers Away!!" Congrats Lisa G. Your Kung Fu is much powerful. I’ve been working on these all day but i still can’t come up with better than “Oikers Away!!”

Congrats Lisa G. Your Kung Fu is much powerful.

]]> By: Maxxx http://www.neatorama.com/2009/08/25/caption-monkey-63-swimming-pigs-of-the-caribbean/comment-page-2/#comment-1848573 Maxxx Wed, 26 Aug 2009 00:54:23 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2009/08/25/caption-monkey-63-swimming-pigs-of-the-caribbean/#comment-1848573 WaterBoar WaterBoar

]]> By: Chelsea http://www.neatorama.com/2009/08/25/caption-monkey-63-swimming-pigs-of-the-caribbean/comment-page-2/#comment-1848571 Chelsea Wed, 26 Aug 2009 00:53:31 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2009/08/25/caption-monkey-63-swimming-pigs-of-the-caribbean/#comment-1848571 "they're tryin to me! swim away!" “they’re tryin to me! swim away!”

]]> By: Maxxx http://www.neatorama.com/2009/08/25/caption-monkey-63-swimming-pigs-of-the-caribbean/comment-page-2/#comment-1848570 Maxxx Wed, 26 Aug 2009 00:53:30 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2009/08/25/caption-monkey-63-swimming-pigs-of-the-caribbean/#comment-1848570 HOG-WASH HOG-WASH

]]> By: Stalker http://www.neatorama.com/2009/08/25/caption-monkey-63-swimming-pigs-of-the-caribbean/comment-page-2/#comment-1848569 Stalker Wed, 26 Aug 2009 00:53:05 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2009/08/25/caption-monkey-63-swimming-pigs-of-the-caribbean/#comment-1848569 R&D File #0061 "Naturally salted Caribbean bacon" R&D File #0061

“Naturally salted Caribbean bacon”

]]> By: Anon of Ibid http://www.neatorama.com/2009/08/25/caption-monkey-63-swimming-pigs-of-the-caribbean/comment-page-2/#comment-1848568 Anon of Ibid Wed, 26 Aug 2009 00:52:54 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2009/08/25/caption-monkey-63-swimming-pigs-of-the-caribbean/#comment-1848568 JAWS...The Luau JAWS…The Luau

]]> By: Maxxx http://www.neatorama.com/2009/08/25/caption-monkey-63-swimming-pigs-of-the-caribbean/comment-page-2/#comment-1848567 Maxxx Wed, 26 Aug 2009 00:51:04 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2009/08/25/caption-monkey-63-swimming-pigs-of-the-caribbean/#comment-1848567 Ah, well, any pork in a storm. Ah, well, any pork in a storm.

]]> By: Maxxx http://www.neatorama.com/2009/08/25/caption-monkey-63-swimming-pigs-of-the-caribbean/comment-page-2/#comment-1848566 Maxxx Wed, 26 Aug 2009 00:49:31 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2009/08/25/caption-monkey-63-swimming-pigs-of-the-caribbean/#comment-1848566 ... and so he said "I wish I was in a tropical paradise with a babe ..." … and so he said “I wish I was in a tropical paradise with a babe …”

]]> By: Stalker http://www.neatorama.com/2009/08/25/caption-monkey-63-swimming-pigs-of-the-caribbean/comment-page-2/#comment-1848565 Stalker Wed, 26 Aug 2009 00:49:12 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2009/08/25/caption-monkey-63-swimming-pigs-of-the-caribbean/#comment-1848565 "ha! so pigs don't fly, who said we'd never float?" “ha! so pigs don’t fly, who said we’d never float?”

]]> By: Anon of Ibid http://www.neatorama.com/2009/08/25/caption-monkey-63-swimming-pigs-of-the-caribbean/comment-page-2/#comment-1848563 Anon of Ibid Wed, 26 Aug 2009 00:46:32 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2009/08/25/caption-monkey-63-swimming-pigs-of-the-caribbean/#comment-1848563 oops.... Anyway... Cue the Jaws Theme done as a series of oinks... "Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...HAMHOCKS! oops…. Anyway…

Cue the Jaws Theme done as a series of oinks…

“Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water…HAMHOCKS!

]]> By: Anon of Ibid http://www.neatorama.com/2009/08/25/caption-monkey-63-swimming-pigs-of-the-caribbean/comment-page-2/#comment-1848561 Anon of Ibid Wed, 26 Aug 2009 00:43:58 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2009/08/25/caption-monkey-63-swimming-pigs-of-the-caribbean/#comment-1848561 679 679

]]> By: Tanya http://www.neatorama.com/2009/08/25/caption-monkey-63-swimming-pigs-of-the-caribbean/comment-page-2/#comment-1848496 Tanya Tue, 25 Aug 2009 23:05:19 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2009/08/25/caption-monkey-63-swimming-pigs-of-the-caribbean/#comment-1848496 ... POLO ... … POLO …

]]> By: Kevin Allen http://www.neatorama.com/2009/08/25/caption-monkey-63-swimming-pigs-of-the-caribbean/comment-page-2/#comment-1848492 Kevin Allen Tue, 25 Aug 2009 22:56:24 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2009/08/25/caption-monkey-63-swimming-pigs-of-the-caribbean/#comment-1848492 Is anybody else wondering if the pig washed off the sand on his nose? Is anybody else wondering if the pig washed off the sand on his nose?

]]> By: Kevin Allen http://www.neatorama.com/2009/08/25/caption-monkey-63-swimming-pigs-of-the-caribbean/comment-page-2/#comment-1848490 Kevin Allen Tue, 25 Aug 2009 22:52:17 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2009/08/25/caption-monkey-63-swimming-pigs-of-the-caribbean/#comment-1848490 Wilson. Wilson! I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Wilson! Wilson, I'm sorry! I'm sorry! Wilson! I can't.. Wilson! WILSON! Wilson. Wilson! I’m sorry. I’m sorry, Wilson! Wilson, I’m sorry! I’m sorry! Wilson! I can’t.. Wilson! WILSON!

]]> By: Natalie Gilbert http://www.neatorama.com/2009/08/25/caption-monkey-63-swimming-pigs-of-the-caribbean/comment-page-2/#comment-1848486 Natalie Gilbert Tue, 25 Aug 2009 22:48:39 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2009/08/25/caption-monkey-63-swimming-pigs-of-the-caribbean/#comment-1848486 "Goodness Marge; this aqua-aerobics is hard work. I'm gonna go under in a minute and get my barnet wet!" “Goodness Marge; this aqua-aerobics is hard work. I’m gonna go under in a minute and get my barnet wet!”

]]> By: Kevin Allen http://www.neatorama.com/2009/08/25/caption-monkey-63-swimming-pigs-of-the-caribbean/comment-page-2/#comment-1848484 Kevin Allen Tue, 25 Aug 2009 22:45:39 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2009/08/25/caption-monkey-63-swimming-pigs-of-the-caribbean/#comment-1848484 From Walt Disney Pictures comes the incredible story of a curious little pig... trying to find his way home. From Walt Disney Pictures comes the incredible story of a curious little pig… trying to find his way home.

]]> By: sybann http://www.neatorama.com/2009/08/25/caption-monkey-63-swimming-pigs-of-the-caribbean/comment-page-2/#comment-1848460 sybann Tue, 25 Aug 2009 22:14:34 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2009/08/25/caption-monkey-63-swimming-pigs-of-the-caribbean/#comment-1848460 I like my ham with pineapple. WHAT!? You all took the good ones. ;) I like my ham with pineapple.

WHAT!? You all took the good ones. ;)

]]> By: Queen LaT'sa http://www.neatorama.com/2009/08/25/caption-monkey-63-swimming-pigs-of-the-caribbean/comment-page-2/#comment-1848455 Queen LaT'sa Tue, 25 Aug 2009 22:05:21 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2009/08/25/caption-monkey-63-swimming-pigs-of-the-caribbean/#comment-1848455 But I don't want any old squirrel! I want a trained squirrel! But I don’t want any old squirrel! I want a trained squirrel!

]]> By: Queen LaT'sa http://www.neatorama.com/2009/08/25/caption-monkey-63-swimming-pigs-of-the-caribbean/comment-page-1/#comment-1848450 Queen LaT'sa Tue, 25 Aug 2009 22:02:18 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2009/08/25/caption-monkey-63-swimming-pigs-of-the-caribbean/#comment-1848450 ...Oh, I wish I were an Oscar Meyer weiner... …Oh, I wish I were an Oscar Meyer weiner…

]]> By: seekshelter http://www.neatorama.com/2009/08/25/caption-monkey-63-swimming-pigs-of-the-caribbean/comment-page-1/#comment-1848431 seekshelter Tue, 25 Aug 2009 21:02:57 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2009/08/25/caption-monkey-63-swimming-pigs-of-the-caribbean/#comment-1848431 this is the pig for the Gaza zoo. its actually a painted up beach ball. this is the pig for the Gaza zoo. its actually a painted up beach ball.

]]> By: seekshelter http://www.neatorama.com/2009/08/25/caption-monkey-63-swimming-pigs-of-the-caribbean/comment-page-1/#comment-1848430 seekshelter Tue, 25 Aug 2009 20:58:24 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2009/08/25/caption-monkey-63-swimming-pigs-of-the-caribbean/#comment-1848430 that's the ugliest shrimp ever that’s the ugliest shrimp ever

]]> By: slim22 http://www.neatorama.com/2009/08/25/caption-monkey-63-swimming-pigs-of-the-caribbean/comment-page-1/#comment-1848423 slim22 Tue, 25 Aug 2009 20:20:30 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2009/08/25/caption-monkey-63-swimming-pigs-of-the-caribbean/#comment-1848423 In a bewilder tone Charlotte proclaimed, "Oh Wilbur! Now you've really found yourself in the drink". In a bewilder tone Charlotte proclaimed, “Oh Wilbur! Now you’ve really found yourself in the drink”.

]]> By: Lisa G. http://www.neatorama.com/2009/08/25/caption-monkey-63-swimming-pigs-of-the-caribbean/comment-page-1/#comment-1848405 Lisa G. Tue, 25 Aug 2009 19:25:25 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2009/08/25/caption-monkey-63-swimming-pigs-of-the-caribbean/#comment-1848405 Oinkers aweigh! Oinkers aweigh!

]]> By: Chummy http://www.neatorama.com/2009/08/25/caption-monkey-63-swimming-pigs-of-the-caribbean/comment-page-1/#comment-1848398 Chummy Tue, 25 Aug 2009 19:01:32 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2009/08/25/caption-monkey-63-swimming-pigs-of-the-caribbean/#comment-1848398 "Phelps, you're goin' down...." “Phelps, you’re goin’ down….”

]]> By: bigatybamm http://www.neatorama.com/2009/08/25/caption-monkey-63-swimming-pigs-of-the-caribbean/comment-page-1/#comment-1848396 bigatybamm Tue, 25 Aug 2009 18:50:27 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2009/08/25/caption-monkey-63-swimming-pigs-of-the-caribbean/#comment-1848396 I could have went to the market or I could have had roast beef, but no, I had to go wee wee wee all the way home. I could have went to the market or I could have had roast beef, but no, I had to go wee wee wee all the way home.

]]> By: Alec hosterman http://www.neatorama.com/2009/08/25/caption-monkey-63-swimming-pigs-of-the-caribbean/comment-page-1/#comment-1848390 Alec hosterman Tue, 25 Aug 2009 18:30:16 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2009/08/25/caption-monkey-63-swimming-pigs-of-the-caribbean/#comment-1848390 This little piggy went to the market and this little piggy went for a swim..." This little piggy went to the market and this little piggy went for a swim…”

]]> By: Alec hosterman http://www.neatorama.com/2009/08/25/caption-monkey-63-swimming-pigs-of-the-caribbean/comment-page-1/#comment-1848388 Alec hosterman Tue, 25 Aug 2009 18:28:16 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2009/08/25/caption-monkey-63-swimming-pigs-of-the-caribbean/#comment-1848388 Dogs have the doggy paddle, pigs have the piggy paddle. Dogs have the doggy paddle, pigs have the piggy paddle.

]]> By: MarcellinaG http://www.neatorama.com/2009/08/25/caption-monkey-63-swimming-pigs-of-the-caribbean/comment-page-1/#comment-1848384 MarcellinaG Tue, 25 Aug 2009 18:22:21 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2009/08/25/caption-monkey-63-swimming-pigs-of-the-caribbean/#comment-1848384 Genetic engineering has ALMOST solved all the problems for those bacon-loving Kosher Jews of America. He's a top dweller, and he's seafood ... but someone's got to figure out how to fix the split hooves. Genetic engineering has ALMOST solved all the problems for those bacon-loving Kosher Jews of America. He’s a top dweller, and he’s seafood … but someone’s got to figure out how to fix the split hooves.

]]> By: andrewwhis http://www.neatorama.com/2009/08/25/caption-monkey-63-swimming-pigs-of-the-caribbean/comment-page-1/#comment-1848375 andrewwhis Tue, 25 Aug 2009 17:59:51 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2009/08/25/caption-monkey-63-swimming-pigs-of-the-caribbean/#comment-1848375 One less thing we can hold over the "other white meat" One less thing we can hold over the “other white meat”

]]> By: CMKdesigns http://www.neatorama.com/2009/08/25/caption-monkey-63-swimming-pigs-of-the-caribbean/comment-page-1/#comment-1848368 CMKdesigns Tue, 25 Aug 2009 17:39:14 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2009/08/25/caption-monkey-63-swimming-pigs-of-the-caribbean/#comment-1848368 No we cant fly but we can swim with the best of them No we cant fly but we can swim with the best of them

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