Comments on: Cucumber Thief Stumps Authorities http://www.neatorama.com/2009/08/22/cucumber-theif-stumps-authorities/ The Neat Side of the Web Thu, 16 Feb 2012 14:33:13 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Anonn http://www.neatorama.com/2009/08/22/cucumber-theif-stumps-authorities/comment-page-1/#comment-1848411 Anonn Tue, 25 Aug 2009 19:38:28 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2009/08/22/cucumber-theif-stumps-authorities/#comment-1848411 I would have tainted a batch with laxatives. Once a neighborhood complains of diarrhea, ask them who they bought from. Also those people will be deterred from buying black market produce. 2 birds, 1 stone I would have tainted a batch with laxatives.
Once a neighborhood complains of diarrhea, ask them who they bought from.
Also those people will be deterred from buying black market produce.

2 birds, 1 stone

]]> By: The Dust http://www.neatorama.com/2009/08/22/cucumber-theif-stumps-authorities/comment-page-1/#comment-1848357 The Dust Tue, 25 Aug 2009 17:13:05 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2009/08/22/cucumber-theif-stumps-authorities/#comment-1848357 As a result of the current economic crisis McDonald's was forced to lay off some long term employees.The Hamburglar had snuck in to corporate and saw his name on the chopping block list. The Hamburglar hatched a brilliant scheme to trade keeping his coveted position by offering up free pickles to the global conglomerate. McDonald's agreed. The Hamburglar proceeded to pull off the largest cucumber heist the world has ever seen and has the fry guys working double time turning them into pickles. As a result of the current economic crisis McDonald’s was forced to lay off some long term employees.The Hamburglar had snuck in to corporate and saw his name on the chopping block list. The Hamburglar hatched a brilliant scheme to trade keeping his coveted position by offering up free pickles to the global conglomerate. McDonald’s agreed. The Hamburglar proceeded to pull off the largest cucumber heist the world has ever seen and has the fry guys working double time turning them into pickles.

]]> By: Taters http://www.neatorama.com/2009/08/22/cucumber-theif-stumps-authorities/comment-page-1/#comment-1848346 Taters Tue, 25 Aug 2009 16:35:20 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2009/08/22/cucumber-theif-stumps-authorities/#comment-1848346 Those wacky Aussies! Always looking for a new way to go out and get pickled. Those wacky Aussies!
Always looking for a new way to go out and get pickled.

]]> By: Ron D. http://www.neatorama.com/2009/08/22/cucumber-theif-stumps-authorities/comment-page-1/#comment-1848086 Ron D. Tue, 25 Aug 2009 03:39:46 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2009/08/22/cucumber-theif-stumps-authorities/#comment-1848086 They should be on gourd for anything suspicious. They should be on gourd for anything suspicious.

]]> By: Skylar http://www.neatorama.com/2009/08/22/cucumber-theif-stumps-authorities/comment-page-1/#comment-1848055 Skylar Tue, 25 Aug 2009 02:05:10 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2009/08/22/cucumber-theif-stumps-authorities/#comment-1848055 put a bomb inside a cucumber and when you notice it is missing, detonate it. The house that blows up will belong to the pickle snatcher. duh. put a bomb inside a cucumber and when you notice it is missing, detonate it. The house that blows up will belong to the pickle snatcher. duh.

]]> By: Jebediah http://www.neatorama.com/2009/08/22/cucumber-theif-stumps-authorities/comment-page-1/#comment-1847680 Jebediah Mon, 24 Aug 2009 04:01:53 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2009/08/22/cucumber-theif-stumps-authorities/#comment-1847680 You'll never track me down! I can't be caught! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha oops... You’ll never track me down! I can’t be caught! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha oops…

]]> By: Morgan http://www.neatorama.com/2009/08/22/cucumber-theif-stumps-authorities/comment-page-1/#comment-1847659 Morgan Mon, 24 Aug 2009 01:43:18 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2009/08/22/cucumber-theif-stumps-authorities/#comment-1847659 <b>tomtom<b> I think I just woke my baby up laughing! tomtom I think I just woke my baby up laughing!

]]> By: Pickle me that!! http://www.neatorama.com/2009/08/22/cucumber-theif-stumps-authorities/comment-page-1/#comment-1847383 Pickle me that!! Sun, 23 Aug 2009 15:40:38 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2009/08/22/cucumber-theif-stumps-authorities/#comment-1847383 ... Pickle surprise!! … Pickle surprise!!

]]> By: Tim Giachetti http://www.neatorama.com/2009/08/22/cucumber-theif-stumps-authorities/comment-page-1/#comment-1847366 Tim Giachetti Sun, 23 Aug 2009 15:12:23 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2009/08/22/cucumber-theif-stumps-authorities/#comment-1847366 Hahahahaha, M.C. Hammer Time! Can't touch this! Hahahahaha, M.C. Hammer Time!

Can’t touch this!

]]> By: Larfin Jackarse http://www.neatorama.com/2009/08/22/cucumber-theif-stumps-authorities/comment-page-1/#comment-1847314 Larfin Jackarse Sun, 23 Aug 2009 11:40:03 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2009/08/22/cucumber-theif-stumps-authorities/#comment-1847314 Hmmm...that is very near Snowtown. Hmmm…that is very near Snowtown.

]]> By: Skipweasel http://www.neatorama.com/2009/08/22/cucumber-theif-stumps-authorities/comment-page-1/#comment-1847286 Skipweasel Sun, 23 Aug 2009 09:00:19 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2009/08/22/cucumber-theif-stumps-authorities/#comment-1847286 Perhaps it's related to this... http://www.recyclemysextoy.com/ Perhaps it’s related to this…

http://www.recyclemysextoy.com/

]]> By: BenZarius http://www.neatorama.com/2009/08/22/cucumber-theif-stumps-authorities/comment-page-1/#comment-1847281 BenZarius Sun, 23 Aug 2009 08:29:02 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2009/08/22/cucumber-theif-stumps-authorities/#comment-1847281 Not sure, but it sounds to me like they're in quite a pickle. Not sure, but it sounds to me like they’re in quite a pickle.

]]> By: Mambo http://www.neatorama.com/2009/08/22/cucumber-theif-stumps-authorities/comment-page-1/#comment-1847254 Mambo Sun, 23 Aug 2009 05:23:22 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2009/08/22/cucumber-theif-stumps-authorities/#comment-1847254 well, the answer is obvious. He wants to do something so dastardly, so unpredictable, that it would leave Dr. Doofenshmirtz in shambles! well, the answer is obvious.
He wants to do something so dastardly, so unpredictable, that it would leave Dr. Doofenshmirtz in shambles!

]]> By: argon http://www.neatorama.com/2009/08/22/cucumber-theif-stumps-authorities/comment-page-1/#comment-1847218 argon Sun, 23 Aug 2009 03:20:58 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2009/08/22/cucumber-theif-stumps-authorities/#comment-1847218 simple answer: RFID-Powder simple answer: RFID-Powder

]]> By: redphone http://www.neatorama.com/2009/08/22/cucumber-theif-stumps-authorities/comment-page-1/#comment-1847189 redphone Sun, 23 Aug 2009 02:19:29 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2009/08/22/cucumber-theif-stumps-authorities/#comment-1847189 Well it's easy enough to permanently mark the cucumbers somehow in the future if such security is of interest to the farmer, but the real problem here is how to track this year's crop, or the portion that has gone out already. I'm sure the structure of the cucumbers could be examined, and different markers exclusive to their home patch could be identified, but frankly, who's going to spend that kind of money for testing. No doubt, everyone knows everyone in the local pickle industry. Eventually, some stranger is going to show up with a big crop of cucumbers (or pickles) to sell and it's going to tip off the others. Police can come in ask for the paper trail and hopefully pin them down that way. Unless the crooks are about to make a bunch of salad or relish... Well it’s easy enough to permanently mark the cucumbers somehow in the future if such security is of interest to the farmer, but the real problem here is how to track this year’s crop, or the portion that has gone out already.

I’m sure the structure of the cucumbers could be examined, and different markers exclusive to their home patch could be identified, but frankly, who’s going to spend that kind of money for testing.

No doubt, everyone knows everyone in the local pickle industry. Eventually, some stranger is going to show up with a big crop of cucumbers (or pickles) to sell and it’s going to tip off the others. Police can come in ask for the paper trail and hopefully pin them down that way.

Unless the crooks are about to make a bunch of salad or relish…

]]> By: Wes http://www.neatorama.com/2009/08/22/cucumber-theif-stumps-authorities/comment-page-1/#comment-1847173 Wes Sun, 23 Aug 2009 01:48:24 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2009/08/22/cucumber-theif-stumps-authorities/#comment-1847173 Question is, who stole that I from before that E? Oh, it's just hiding ... Question is, who stole that I from before that E?

Oh, it’s just hiding …

]]> By: Anonymouse http://www.neatorama.com/2009/08/22/cucumber-theif-stumps-authorities/comment-page-1/#comment-1847170 Anonymouse Sun, 23 Aug 2009 01:32:48 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2009/08/22/cucumber-theif-stumps-authorities/#comment-1847170 Inject some of the pickles in each batch with a weak radioactive isotope in different quantities depending on the batch. If any significant amount of the batch is stolen, one of the pickles can be identified by measuring the amount of remaining radioactive isotope.. The isotopes should be fine in the body because they use that stuff all the time for MRI experiments. Inject some of the pickles in each batch with a weak radioactive isotope in different quantities depending on the batch. If any significant amount of the batch is stolen, one of the pickles can be identified by measuring the amount of remaining radioactive isotope.. The isotopes should be fine in the body because they use that stuff all the time for MRI experiments.

]]> By: Phirzcol http://www.neatorama.com/2009/08/22/cucumber-theif-stumps-authorities/comment-page-1/#comment-1847168 Phirzcol Sun, 23 Aug 2009 01:23:04 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2009/08/22/cucumber-theif-stumps-authorities/#comment-1847168 Each batch of delectables might have a dicernable mineral specta from the other Each batch of delectables might have a dicernable mineral specta from the other

]]> By: The Todd http://www.neatorama.com/2009/08/22/cucumber-theif-stumps-authorities/comment-page-1/#comment-1847166 The Todd Sun, 23 Aug 2009 01:11:47 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2009/08/22/cucumber-theif-stumps-authorities/#comment-1847166 They should put stickers (Little red dots or something) on the lids of all of a store's pickle jars and only that one store (Preferably a big store that's likely to get hit). Then anybody who finds a jar of pickles with a red dot on it knows it was stolen from that store (the stickers will be removed when purchased)! They should put stickers (Little red dots or something) on the lids of all of a store’s pickle jars and only that one store (Preferably a big store that’s likely to get hit). Then anybody who finds a jar of pickles with a red dot on it knows it was stolen from that store (the stickers will be removed when purchased)!

]]> By: tomtom http://www.neatorama.com/2009/08/22/cucumber-theif-stumps-authorities/comment-page-1/#comment-1847162 tomtom Sun, 23 Aug 2009 00:57:40 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2009/08/22/cucumber-theif-stumps-authorities/#comment-1847162 To the nunnery! To the nunnery!

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