The Fisticup: A Combination Mug and Knuckle Duster

Posted by John Farrier in Gadget on August 9, 2009 at 6:56 pm


If you need this product, then we need to talk about your anger issues. But preferably while you’re not holding the Fisticup. It’s sort of like a spork, but a bit more violent.

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17 comments to "The Fisticup: A Combination Mug and Knuckle Duster"

  1. seefish3
    August 9th, 2009 at 7:26 pm

    I love this product idea, but the image is haunting me.

    Every time I see it again at the top of the page, it looks like an evil volcanic rooster head is thrusting out of the mug...

    "That's why they call it DOPE".

  2. Johnny Cat
    August 9th, 2009 at 7:30 pm

    Well it's neat to know there's a name for what I've always heard called brass knuckles.

  3. Ali S.
    August 9th, 2009 at 9:58 pm

    Isn't there a danger for folks that they'll break the handle off and use those knuckle dusters on someone? Still I would buy this because God help me the amount of people I have to deal with in IT. :s

  4. Rebecca B
    August 9th, 2009 at 11:42 pm

    I hate the spooky face in the coffee

  5. Kalel
    August 9th, 2009 at 11:50 pm

    Weapon + Caffeine = Monday

  6. Foreigner1
    August 10th, 2009 at 1:36 am

    Funny to see that in our society weaponry and violence on its own or combined with anything ordinary can be advertised and spoken of openly, without any shame or age-rating.

    Yet if it is sexual or erotic by any means, it is shamefully ignored, hushed up, put behind X-es and age-rates.

    Now what does that tell us and outsiders about our friendly peaceloving non-agressive society................

  7. felixthecat
    August 10th, 2009 at 5:04 am

    @3

    No need to worry about that.

    http://www.brassknucklescompany.com/CRE/pimp-knuckles-black-finish-p-4 88.html?osCsid=e7f9902d54d9c5751c2281c2b8185db7

  8. Mitch
    August 10th, 2009 at 5:55 am

    This seems like something you'd get for a gift, laugh
    a little about it, and then have it become a piece of
    clutter that gets in your way because it's really useless.

  9. Sue Dunham
    August 10th, 2009 at 6:04 am

    Mitch is right. First the metal handle transfers heat to your hand, then the finger holes trap your fingers as you try to let go, then the hot coffee spills in your lap. WOW! Good design!

  10. Larfin Jackarse
    August 10th, 2009 at 6:05 am

    Hmm...interesting.

    Today in Melbourne, a bloke just got 5 years for manslaughter for.......smashing a mug into his girlfriends head and leaving her to bleed to death.

    He got 5 because he had to go watch the footy and drink beer with his brother and he didn't have time to call an ambulance. Melbourne is very serious about footy.
    http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2009/08/10/2651042.htm?section=just in

  11. knucklebuster
    August 10th, 2009 at 6:43 am

    I think it looks more like a seal coming out of that coffee
    http://animals.nationalgeographic.com/staticfiles/NGS/Shared/StaticFil es/animals/images/primary/monk-seal.jpg

    @Sue - yes this thing is worse than useless

    @Larfin - the abuse potential for a knuckle-duster with shards of broken glass on the end is enormous.

  12. nolly
    August 10th, 2009 at 9:43 am

    And I thought revenge was a dish best served cold.

  13. Kalel
    August 10th, 2009 at 12:36 pm

    lol@nolly!

  14. sc0tty
    August 11th, 2009 at 1:42 am

    Do they make one with "worlds best dad" on it?

  15. Anon of Ibid
    August 11th, 2009 at 1:52 am

    Note in the picture that Mr. Punchy is about to get his hand scalded by the hot coffee in his weapon.

  16. ted
    August 11th, 2009 at 6:28 am

    Best comment, Sc0tty.

  17. Tasty Pastry
    August 21st, 2009 at 3:22 am

    I bought my husband a Knuckle Duster MUG for his birthday, from... http://www.thabto.co.uk

    This is a copy of the Thabto mug.


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