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Inventor Paul Patone has invented a fuel delivery system that can turn soda into a usuable fuel. He prefers to use Mountain Dew:
It's called the Geet Sytstem. Basically, it's a fuel booster system that can connect to any engine.
Patone said the best part is that the Geet System creates zero pollution.
The engine isn't exactly full of soda pop. Patone said the complex pipe system vaporizes the fuel before it reaches the engine.
"I haven't invented the engine; all I've invented is the fuel delivery system. And this system will fit a gas engine, a diesel engine, a furnace, a boiler, it will fit anything including jet turbines," Patone said.
Official Website via The Corner
From the "plans"
"During the 20 minutes of "burn-in time" the engine must be oriented so as the reaction chamber in which the exhaust is entering is facing to magnetic North. The side where the fuel enter is facing South."
Yeah, we all know that really great discovery's in Physics and Engineering depend on the direction they're set to.
Bwahahahahahahahahaha.
Of course, the SEKRET ingredient is PLANE water from your tap!!!!!! THEY don't want YUO to """"KONW""".
...etc etc...add bad speliing, paranoia, !!!! and UPPERCASE as needed.
Emmet
Saw too many of them in the '60s and '70s.....