Fat Inmate Hid Gun in Fat Rolls

By Alex in Crime & Law, Weapons & War on Aug 8, 2009 at 12:07 pm

We’ve posted some creative prison smuggling schemes before on Neatorama, but never one this … beefy:

An obese inmate in Texas has been charged after officials learned he had a gun hidden under flabs of his own flesh. [...] The 500-pound man was searched during his arrest and again at a city jail and the county jail, but officers never found the weapon in his rolls of skin. Vera admitted having the gun during a shower break at the county jail.

Link (Image: Houston Police Department)

Tags: fat rolls, Gun, inmate, obesity, smuggling

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Rika
Aug 8th, 2009 at 12:37 pm
he looks like a woman!
Kalel
Aug 8th, 2009 at 12:45 pm
Talk about a body of evidence!
MrJawbones
Aug 8th, 2009 at 1:30 pm
Why’d he go and admit he had it? He was on a roll!
Matt
Aug 8th, 2009 at 2:34 pm
That’s not as bad as the laptop computer he had smuggled in next to the case of beer hidden in his body. (Rimshot)
Saskplanner
Aug 8th, 2009 at 6:40 pm
This is a man??? Looks like a really ugly woman with a mustache.
konaha
Aug 8th, 2009 at 8:52 pm
You never know what this guy is going to pull of from his pockets.. i mean..body..
Talula
Aug 8th, 2009 at 11:21 pm
I am not sure whether to laugh or throw up.
Video Game Dork
Aug 9th, 2009 at 4:30 pm
I’m kinda suprised no one has made a ‘fat/stupd american’ bash yet.

But, yeah, dude looks like an ugly woman.
seefish3
Aug 9th, 2009 at 7:40 pm
Yeah, risk an extended sentence to bring an UNLOADED gun into a jail.

Anyone else have a hard time believing this one ?
star4589
Aug 10th, 2009 at 11:16 am
It was hidden right beside the steak and ice cream.
Gail Pink
Aug 10th, 2009 at 12:11 pm
Gross
free virtual worlds
Aug 11th, 2009 at 3:47 am
that’s awesomeness!
daddymak
Aug 11th, 2009 at 1:33 pm
Unloaded?!?! WTF? Guy goes through all this trouble with no bullets?
HID Light
Oct 12th, 2009 at 11:01 pm
It was hidden right beside the steak and ice cream.I really like it.
HID Ballast
Nov 24th, 2009 at 11:33 pm
Nice tips.HID ballast starts the lamp and let the electricity to flow constantly through the bulb to keep the light on. In simply speaking it controls the electrical current running through the glass bulb. It has been divided into three categories that are used with high intensity discharge lights. These are magnetic ballasts, electronic ballasts, and digital ballasts.

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