Fat Inmate Hid Gun in Fat Rolls

Posted by Alex in Crime & Law, Weapons & War on August 8, 2009 at 12:07 pm


We’ve posted some creative prison smuggling schemes before on Neatorama, but never one this … beefy:

An obese inmate in Texas has been charged after officials learned he had a gun hidden under flabs of his own flesh. [...] The 500-pound man was searched during his arrest and again at a city jail and the county jail, but officers never found the weapon in his rolls of skin. Vera admitted having the gun during a shower break at the county jail.

Link (Image: Houston Police Department)


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14 comments to "Fat Inmate Hid Gun in Fat Rolls"

  1. Rika
    August 8th, 2009 at 12:37 pm

    he looks like a woman!

  2. Kalel
    August 8th, 2009 at 12:45 pm

    Talk about a body of evidence!

  3. MrJawbones
    August 8th, 2009 at 1:30 pm

    Why'd he go and admit he had it? He was on a roll!

  4. Matt
    August 8th, 2009 at 2:34 pm

    That's not as bad as the laptop computer he had smuggled in next to the case of beer hidden in his body. (Rimshot)

  5. Saskplanner
    August 8th, 2009 at 6:40 pm

    This is a man??? Looks like a really ugly woman with a mustache.

  6. konaha
    August 8th, 2009 at 8:52 pm

    You never know what this guy is going to pull of from his pockets.. i mean..body..

  7. Talula
    August 8th, 2009 at 11:21 pm

    I am not sure whether to laugh or throw up.

  8. Video Game Dork
    August 9th, 2009 at 4:30 pm

    I'm kinda suprised no one has made a 'fat/stupd american' bash yet.

    But, yeah, dude looks like an ugly woman.

  9. seefish3
    August 9th, 2009 at 7:40 pm

    Yeah, risk an extended sentence to bring an UNLOADED gun into a jail.

    Anyone else have a hard time believing this one ?

  10. star4589
    August 10th, 2009 at 11:16 am

    It was hidden right beside the steak and ice cream.

  11. Gail Pink
    August 10th, 2009 at 12:11 pm

    Gross

  12. free virtual worlds
    August 11th, 2009 at 3:47 am

    that's awesomeness!

  13. daddymak
    August 11th, 2009 at 1:33 pm

    Unloaded?!?! WTF? Guy goes through all this trouble with no bullets?

  14. HID Light
    October 12th, 2009 at 11:01 pm

    It was hidden right beside the steak and ice cream.I really like it.


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