I May Not Be Totally Perfect But Parts of Me Are Excellent, and other Ashleigh Brilliant Shirts

By Alex in Fashion, Neatorama Exclusives on Aug 5, 2009 at 3:33 am

I may not be totally perfect but parts of me are excellent - $9.95, modeled by the lovely Stefanie.


Better Mousetrap	Cut All Ties with Civilization	The Difference Between Science and Magic

Hooray! We're happy to announce that we've launched a new line of licensed T-shirts featuring the quotes (17 words or less epigrams, if you want to be technical) of Ashleigh Brilliant (featured on Neatorama previously here). Ashleigh has been doing these wonderful "Pot-Shots" for the past 40 years and has come up with over 10,000 kinds!

Visit the Neatorama Online Store for our growing selection of Ashleigh Brilliant quotes on T-shirts, including:

- Down with Gravity
- Thanks to my computer, I have achieved a much higher state of disorganization
- My dream is to cut all ties with civilization but still be on the Internet
- I may not be totally perfect but parts of me are excellent
- When you build a better mousetrap, you are challenging nature to build a better mouse
- Try to look at things from your computer's point of view

and my favorite:

- The difference between science and magic is that magicians usually know what they're doing

Tags: Ashleigh Brilliant, t-shirts

Neat stuff from the NeatoShop:

D.X.
Aug 5th, 2009 at 4:43 am
“Totally perfect?”

There are no gradations of perfection.
MrPumpernickel
Aug 5th, 2009 at 7:11 am
Too bad her site looks like something that was made in ’93 in notepad though. Kind of smears whatever she does with an aura of crap.
Foreigner1
Aug 5th, 2009 at 8:12 am
Is that lovely lady included in the purchase of that particular t-shirt…?
SenorMysterioso
Aug 5th, 2009 at 8:49 am
Hellooooo Stefanie
zavatone
Aug 5th, 2009 at 10:19 am
Why did I just make the “om nom nom” sound after reading “the lovely Stefanie”?
Alex
Aug 5th, 2009 at 11:47 am
Oh, Ashleigh Brilliant is actually a man. And I think his site conveyed the message perfectly
Luker
Aug 5th, 2009 at 1:27 pm
best t-shirt model ever
Guest
Aug 5th, 2009 at 6:45 pm
So beautiful. :`)
ted
Aug 5th, 2009 at 7:04 pm
He made his site deliberately irritating to the eyes and all sense of aesthetics? It drove me away. Yes, Stefanie is lovely, and not in the Susan Boyle lovely way.
automatic
Aug 6th, 2009 at 4:59 pm
DX- but there are totally boring killjoys and totally uninteresting stuffed shirts and totally unlikable grammar nazis, right?
D.X.
Aug 6th, 2009 at 5:42 pm
Yes, and now I’ll invoke Godwin’s law and end this thread.
SenorMysterioso
Aug 6th, 2009 at 9:47 pm
how does that work dx?
princess_kessie
Aug 7th, 2009 at 3:56 am
Pity thinkgeek.com had tshirts with this sentiment (I may not be perfect, but parts of me are awesome) YEARS ago. Nice job of plagiarism, dude…
D.X.
Aug 7th, 2009 at 5:12 am
Do a google search if you want to know, just type in “Godwin’s Law,” or “Godwin’s rule”, and read all about it. Tell me what you think.
SenorMysterioso
Aug 7th, 2009 at 2:03 pm
nm I hadnt noticed the nazi reference right before your post
konaha
Aug 8th, 2009 at 9:20 pm
cave with internet is funny!
Alex
Aug 13th, 2009 at 1:17 am
@Princess_Kessie – unlikely that it was ThinkGeek – as much as I admire them – came up with the original saying as Ashleigh Brilliant has been doing this for over 40 years.

He does license out his work (that’s how we got it), so I’m guessing that ThinkGeek did a run of his work a while ago.
Gail Pink
Sep 1st, 2009 at 9:15 am
Am I the only one turned off by the sudden “explosion” of advertising on Neatorama? It isn’t very subtle.

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