Comments on: Burglars Should Avoid Distinctive Facial Tattoos

By: cuco

cuco — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 01:46:48 +0000

DUMB ASS

By: Phil E. Drifter

Phil E. Drifter — Sun, 27 Sep 2009 04:46:29 +0000

he looks stoned.

By: Alice H

Alice H — Mon, 27 Jul 2009 23:11:22 +0000

*waves hi from DoublePlusUndead*

Instead of Rhode Island, it might be a good idea to just go with one of the square shaped states. Harder to decide which state the crazy cracker is from then.

By: Foreigner1

Foreigner1 — Mon, 27 Jul 2009 14:44:01 +0000

Dilemma:
- He’s a bit excentric, so he is driven to the margins of society by his own excentricity.
- Because he is a bit of a stranger and because he stays on the margins, he has the opportunity to take a facial tattoo.
- Because he has that tattoo he has effectively barred himself of getting any decent job.
- Because he is a bit excentric, he couldn’t hold any job for some time if he got one.
- Because he can’t get a job anyway, he has succumbed to drugs – crack.
- Because he’s on drugs and he has no job, he has to resort to criminality to get any cash at all.

… Man… This dude truly is hopeless…

By: Kalel

Kalel — Sun, 26 Jul 2009 18:56:34 +0000

Yes, that is one crazy cracker.

By: zavatone

zavatone — Sun, 26 Jul 2009 15:01:27 +0000

To all aspiring criminals wondering with state to get tattooed on your face. Think Rhode Island! The smallest state will get you the smallest tattoo on your face, thereby reducing your chances of bring identified by your tattoo and keeping you out of prison. This message has been brought to you by the Rhode Island Tourism Board.

By: BartC3

BartC3 — Sun, 26 Jul 2009 08:51:42 +0000

so John submits ads and commits crimes.
noted.

By: Someguy

Someguy — Sun, 26 Jul 2009 03:22:48 +0000

I didn’t know Neatorama supported criminals.

By: aging hipster

aging hipster — Sat, 25 Jul 2009 21:51:52 +0000

Why didn’t TMZ report that Leonardo D was all face-tatted?

By: John

John — Sat, 25 Jul 2009 21:27:11 +0000

@BartC3

The second one.

By: BartC3

BartC3 — Sat, 25 Jul 2009 20:49:29 +0000

I’m sorry submitter, why are you ‘never going to get a tattoo’?
-Cause you will be forced to get one on your face?
-cause it will make you more recognizable to people you commit crimes against?
um, what?

By: LisaL

LisaL — Sat, 25 Jul 2009 19:11:28 +0000

Wow… what a douche.

By: ted

ted — Sat, 25 Jul 2009 18:40:31 +0000

Homer Simpson said Florida looks like a wang.

That’s a pretty stupid one.

I wonder if he has any where the sun doesn’t shine.

By: Screen Sleuth

Screen Sleuth — Sat, 25 Jul 2009 17:51:25 +0000

And a criminal should never have a tattoo that one else has, let alone on their face. Genius.

By: Someotherguy

Someotherguy — Sat, 25 Jul 2009 17:48:27 +0000

http://county-map.digital-topo-maps.com/florida-county-map.gif

I think it looks pretty good for a prison tattoo

By: Josh

Josh — Sat, 25 Jul 2009 17:25:31 +0000

Problem is that looks nothing like Florida.