Burglars Should Avoid Distinctive Facial Tattoos

Posted by John Farrier in Odd News, Tattoo, Etc. on July 25, 2009 at 12:23 pm


This is why I will never get a tattoo:

TAMPA – It wasn’t particularly hard for the victims of a Riverview home invasion to identify the burglar. He was the only one with an outline of the state of Florida tattooed on his face, authorities say.

In addition to the Florida tattoo, Sean Roberts also has the words “Crazy Cracker” written or tattooed on his head, Hillsborough County sheriff’s spokesman J.D. Callaway said.

And to think that if he had chosen a rectangular state like Wyoming or Colorado, he could have escaped.

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16 comments to "Burglars Should Avoid Distinctive Facial Tattoos"

  1. Josh
    July 25th, 2009 at 12:25 pm

    Problem is that looks nothing like Florida.

  2. Someotherguy
    July 25th, 2009 at 12:48 pm

    http://county-map.digital-topo-maps.com/florida-county-map.gif

    I think it looks pretty good for a prison tattoo :P

  3. Screen Sleuth
    July 25th, 2009 at 12:51 pm

    And a criminal should never have a tattoo that one else has, let alone on their face. Genius.

  4. ted
    July 25th, 2009 at 1:40 pm

    Homer Simpson said Florida looks like a wang.

    That's a pretty stupid one.

    I wonder if he has any where the sun doesn't shine.

  5. LisaL
    July 25th, 2009 at 2:11 pm

    Wow... what a douche.

  6. BartC3
    July 25th, 2009 at 3:49 pm

    I'm sorry submitter, why are you 'never going to get a tattoo'?
    -Cause you will be forced to get one on your face?
    -cause it will make you more recognizable to people you commit crimes against?
    um, what?

  7. John
    July 25th, 2009 at 4:27 pm

    @BartC3

    The second one.

  8. aging hipster
    July 25th, 2009 at 4:51 pm

    Why didn't TMZ report that Leonardo D was all face-tatted?

  9. Someguy
    July 25th, 2009 at 10:22 pm

    I didn't know Neatorama supported criminals.

  10. BartC3
    July 26th, 2009 at 3:51 am

    so John submits ads and commits crimes.
    noted.

  11. zavatone
    July 26th, 2009 at 10:01 am

    To all aspiring criminals wondering with state to get tattooed on your face. Think Rhode Island! The smallest state will get you the smallest tattoo on your face, thereby reducing your chances of bring identified by your tattoo and keeping you out of prison. This message has been brought to you by the Rhode Island Tourism Board.

  12. Kalel
    July 26th, 2009 at 1:56 pm

    Yes, that is one crazy cracker.

  13. Foreigner1
    July 27th, 2009 at 9:44 am

    Dilemma:
    - He's a bit excentric, so he is driven to the margins of society by his own excentricity.
    - Because he is a bit of a stranger and because he stays on the margins, he has the opportunity to take a facial tattoo.
    - Because he has that tattoo he has effectively barred himself of getting any decent job.
    - Because he is a bit excentric, he couldn't hold any job for some time if he got one.
    - Because he can't get a job anyway, he has succumbed to drugs - crack.
    - Because he's on drugs and he has no job, he has to resort to criminality to get any cash at all.

    ... Man... This dude truly is hopeless...

  14. Alice H
    July 27th, 2009 at 6:11 pm

    *waves hi from DoublePlusUndead*

    Instead of Rhode Island, it might be a good idea to just go with one of the square shaped states. Harder to decide which state the crazy cracker is from then.

  15. Phil E. Drifter
    September 26th, 2009 at 11:46 pm

    he looks stoned.

  16. cuco
    September 28th, 2009 at 8:46 pm

    DUMB ASS


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