Comments on: Manufacturers Defends EATR

By: wow

wow — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 23:03:20 +0000

“You’d be peeing your pants if this thing destroyed your lawn.”

you mean a robot that can cut grass and use the cut grass as fuel to cut more grass? oh yea, im changin my pants right now….

By: Otto

Otto — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 20:04:29 +0000

The first time I saw the article I thought: Who says the bodies have to be dead before they are eaten?

Glad to see my scientists have assured me this won’t be the case. What? You believe the scientists don’t you?

By: coraleaterlinda

coraleaterlinda — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 17:04:57 +0000

somehow, i dont feel any better.

By: Justin

Justin — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 04:27:44 +0000

Nicholas you have forgotten the 4th law:

“Do not disobey the first three laws until there are enough of us to destroy all humans.”

By: Nicholas Dollak

Nicholas Dollak — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 01:41:57 +0000

A robot will not eat a human body, or through inaction allow a human body to be eaten, provided this does not interfere with the first three laws.

By: ted

ted — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 21:32:53 +0000

Dante’s dead, gurnorg. And it’s a little too late to eat his body.

By: gurnorg

gurnorg — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 01:58:32 +0000

You’d be peeing your pants if this thing destroyed your lawn.

By: wow

wow — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 22:50:25 +0000

don’t be a drama queen gurnorg…

By: Padraig

Padraig — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 21:39:18 +0000

Someone in the background is going “But hey, it’s actually not a bad idea, is it?”

By: nicfitfromnc

nicfitfromnc — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 17:53:34 +0000

this is what I say to all this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQCU2d36Kn0&e
WALL-E: The Cannibal Years

By: nicfitfromnc

nicfitfromnc — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 17:52:44 +0000

By: gurnorg

gurnorg — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 17:23:23 +0000

Great so it destroy the people AND THEIR LAND AND CROPS

Just effin fantastic what people without a soul will create.

May Dante invent a new level of Hell for them.

By: Elizabeth

Elizabeth — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 17:14:37 +0000

I want a lawnmower that runs off of grass clippings.

By: Mytake

Mytake — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 16:51:18 +0000

The fact that the robot in the pic vaguely resembles Wall-e is an added bonus to this whole story.

By: zav

zav — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 16:30:30 +0000

Yeeeees. That’s just what THEY want us to think!

By: Briannana

Briannana — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 14:02:48 +0000

Yeah. They say they don’t eat humans. I think they have a trick up their sleeve. Nasty zombie bots…

By: John

John — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 13:21:34 +0000

Oh, so they promise not to eat us! How reassuring.

By: CheeseDuck

CheeseDuck — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 12:59:36 +0000

That would be so awesome if it ate the bodies of terrorists it has slain.