When I was six, my mother sewed a piece of velcro on an old blue towel. That was my Batman outfit. This is better: a functional set of motorcycle leathers modeled after the Batsuit in the movie The Dark Knight. Put one on, hop on your Vespa, and relish the attention. Because nothing impresses people better than wearing a superhero costume.
http://www.universaldesigns.ca/UDR/ID/IDjacket.html via Geekologie