Turtle Sex Causes Massive Delay at JFK Airport

Posted by Jill Harness in Animal, Odd News, Travel & Places on July 12, 2009 at 2:51 pm


While the horseshoe crab orgy is just a fun and cute animal affair, the turtles from Jamaica Bay are a different story. A group of 78 swinging diamondback terrapins held up one of the most busy runways at JFK on Wednesday. It took authorities half an hour to get the turtles off the runway.

He said that the turtles were perhaps attracted to the sand along one side of the runway, which juts into the water. “They tend to look for sand while they are mating,” he said. “Presumably, all these turtles were feeling amorous.” It is unclear whether the turtles pair off, or if the numbers indicated it was a group activity, he said.

Some of the delays lasted up to an hour and a half -but hey, at least the turtles got their sexy on, which is a much better excuse for a delayed flight than most of the ones we hear.

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9 comments to "Turtle Sex Causes Massive Delay at JFK Airport"

  1. SenorMysterioso
    July 12th, 2009 at 4:50 pm

    I think finding out my flight delay was caused by a turtle orgy would almost make it acceptable

  2. Geekazoid
    July 12th, 2009 at 6:11 pm

    With all these animal orgy topics, what are you guys trying to tell us :)

  3. Vonskippy
    July 12th, 2009 at 8:36 pm

    Probably trying to get into the 1 inch high club.

  4. Samuel
    July 13th, 2009 at 3:24 am

    WOW !!! Its worth the delay..... No matter what goes on in the world, lets have patience atleast for orgy. Even if they are turtles so be it.

  5. Capt8ball
    July 13th, 2009 at 4:20 am

    tortoises surely?

  6. rajesh
    July 13th, 2009 at 9:13 pm

    ha ha ha very funny news

  7. Kabeer Kakkidi Sharjah
    July 14th, 2009 at 12:41 am

    It is nice to hear that the authorities have shown patience to leave the turtles to complete their sex even if it caused flight delay.

  8. Rohfun
    July 15th, 2009 at 7:28 pm

    uhmmm

  9. The Envoy
    July 17th, 2009 at 10:54 pm

    In our modern hectic lives, we need to stop and smell the orgy...


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