The Worst Landlord Ever?

Posted by Miss Cellania in Blog & Internet on July 9, 2009 at 11:27 am



Landlord of the Flies is a blog about Gabe and his dealings with his landlord Gary. Gary sends emails and leaves notes and is in quite a bit of trouble with the police, all seemingly for our amusement. When Gabe received the above note, he wasn’t sure if this was a good thing or a bad thing. This blog is only two pages long, so you’ll want to read the whole thing. Link -via reddit


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12 comments to "The Worst Landlord Ever?"

  1. Gauldar
    July 9th, 2009 at 11:43 am

    I am intrigued by Gary's aptitude at analog messages, and it goes to show how much influence e-mail has had on society.

  2. LisaL
    July 9th, 2009 at 12:19 pm

    Wow..... just... wow.

  3. the monkey
    July 9th, 2009 at 12:32 pm

    what a saga. i do hope it never ends. sorry gabe, i want you to get your deposit back but...i need more gary.

  4. sniggitysnags
    July 9th, 2009 at 1:16 pm

    yeah, what LisaL said. I am at a loss for words, well just 1, Wow.

  5. OddNumber
    July 9th, 2009 at 1:58 pm

    I haven't enjoyed an e-mail exchange so much since the guy that tried to pay a bill with a picture of a spider (http://www.neatorama.com/2008/11/09/im-paying-you-with-this-picture-o f-a-spider/).

    I suspect Gabe is NEVER going to see that $500 again. Although I bet Gary would be hilarious if he eventually ends up in small claims court. Maybe he will try to lock himself in a bathroom stall.

  6. BURT57
    July 9th, 2009 at 2:04 pm

    I feel for Gabe,but would just love to hear Gary's reaction to finding himself and his ability to make us all laugh world-wide.I aleady need an update.

  7. star4578
    July 9th, 2009 at 2:34 pm

    Awesome story. please let it continue.

  8. Erich
    July 9th, 2009 at 2:37 pm

    Fermilab, where the Hell did he pull that from? Greatest thing I have read in a while, I too hope the saga continues.

  9. Fran
    July 9th, 2009 at 3:44 pm

    Laughed til I cried.

  10. Mytake
    July 9th, 2009 at 4:46 pm

    If the story is real (the internet being what it is), it's funny in a bittersweet way. Even if it isn't real, it's still good, I hope that guy makes good on his promise to keep updating the blog w/ the legal developments. His deadpan replies to Gary the landlord are great.

  11. sayyadina
    July 9th, 2009 at 11:54 pm

    I agree with Erich, Fermilab was the icing on the cake of alcoholic insanity. Deep, deep in the frightening world of this man's chaotic psyche are references of the most absurd relation.

  12. brianch
    July 10th, 2009 at 1:29 pm

    Although it seems she quit updating last February, The "Where is Bob?" blog is funny also

    http://whereisbob.wordpress.com/

    I want to hear another phone message from Gary. cause I also am a:
    1)little c()nt
    2)little queer
    3)little f()ckin crook
    4)c()cksucker
    5)little f()cking dick
    6)squirrelly bipolar dick
    7)motherf()cking little squirrelly dick
    8)lying motherf()cker
    9)f()cking queer
    10)bipolar
    11)f()cking dick
    12)DICK
    13)f()cking little tiny f()cking dick
    14)tiny little dick from... Fermilab (?!?)
    15)dick


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