Comments on: Caption Monkey 62: Egg-Laying Mountain

By: mictheghost

mictheghost — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 11:35:11 +0000

C I told u row…I no yoking

By: Taz

Taz — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 20:08:44 +0000

“Crap, my finger stuck to it! I knew that was a stupid dare!!!”
“okay, Beth, on a count of three, pull, okay? One…two…”

By: Geozilla

Geozilla — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 17:47:31 +0000

Behold, the true origin of Devastators Wrecking Balls in the Transformers movie!

By: ninigoat

ninigoat — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 16:42:27 +0000

Look, Mother Nature has testicles.

By: Kayos

Kayos — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 15:40:56 +0000

At the world’s biggest wholemeal muffin the bakers Yen and Yua find the ‘lumpy bit’

By: MariV

MariV — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 15:34:10 +0000

Ohhhhh, gooody! This one will be ready just in time for dinner!

By: Far Thead

Far Thead — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 15:22:01 +0000

“okay, now cough!”

By: noiseinart

noiseinart — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 14:32:56 +0000

Now Vera, pay attention and you too will be an educated eggdicator.

By: cdogg

cdogg — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 14:23:33 +0000

See, I told you nothing would happen if I touched this giant ball of uranium…

By: wchristopherw

wchristopherw — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 12:36:57 +0000

As Gail watched with horrified amazement, Betty took some blue fingerpaint and wrote her rap name, Gulu Ice, on the sacred Gandeng Mountain’s left testicle, accidentally completing the prophecy.

By: CreamTrumpet

CreamTrumpet — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 12:21:16 +0000

“They say that if you touch it you become magically fertile. You go first.”

By: CreamTrumpet

CreamTrumpet — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 12:12:18 +0000

Apparently, there’s a baby mountain in here.

By: Angus

Angus — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 12:01:09 +0000

This is where grandma lives, and this is where aunt Gertie lives…Which leads me to my next point; SEE I TOLD YOU THE WORLD WASNT ROUND!

By: Angus

Angus — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 11:57:31 +0000

Wonder Twin Powers Activate!

By: Christophe

Christophe — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 11:06:26 +0000

So those are rocky moutains oysters?

UnPC :
wow that was the exact size of the Uyghur’s head after we’d lynched him.

By: Rich

Rich — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 07:58:15 +0000

“And that’s where I carved my name when I was here last summer!”

By: Rich

Rich — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 07:57:07 +0000

“Press that button for Latte, this one for Cappucino”

By: Rich

Rich — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 07:55:29 +0000

“I can see your house from here”

By: William Miller

William Miller — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 07:54:55 +0000

…and don’t neglect the balls…

By: Danny

Danny — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 06:06:13 +0000

So Godzilla shagged a mountain. That makes sense, I always wondered how he had a son.

By: Quasimike

Quasimike — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 05:15:50 +0000

One thing about Mr. Gandeng mountain; himalaya bigger egg than chicken will!

By: Quasimike

Quasimike — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 05:08:31 +0000

“No no! I not say ‘fish or eggs,’ I say ‘fissure eggs!”

By: Quasimike

Quasimike — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 05:05:53 +0000

You see? I told you they come out “hard” boiled!

By: Ajan

Ajan — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 05:03:01 +0000

TAG! you’re IT

By: David Ch

David Ch — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 04:57:01 +0000

C’mon, you know you wanna feel it, c’moooooon

By: monoclemonkey

monoclemonkey — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 04:45:00 +0000

Ancient proverb: When egg hatches from great mountain, Great Firewall of China will fall and internet in entirety seen by all.

By: Sam K

Sam K — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 02:16:30 +0000

“They found one of these in a sewer in North Carolina, and everybody freaks out. This one feels ripe. Hand me the spoon.”

By: Lnothing7

Lnothing7 — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 02:08:07 +0000

and this is the proof that the egg came first

By: Maxxx

Maxxx — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 01:37:56 +0000

“Wilma, Honey, what IS that?”
“That’s Fred’s new bowling ball, Betty.”
“Ohhh – Barney will be soooo mad if we don’t get these tablecloths and towels back to the cave before he gets home from work!”
“WiiiiiiillllllmAAAAAAAAAAAA!”

By: Ba Zing

Ba Zing — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 01:10:27 +0000

“…and that is why mountain chicken cross the valley.”

By: Ba Zing

Ba Zing — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 01:08:42 +0000

Hee hee hee, toldju…see, mountain egg come before mountain chicken.

By: star 5467

star 5467 — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 00:19:53 +0000

Mountain Balls!

By: Jeannette

Jeannette — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 00:04:52 +0000

Boop!

By: Someone stole my name

Someone stole my name — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 23:19:15 +0000

Those girls are touching that mountain’s vagina…..sexy.

By: Jeep

Jeep — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 23:19:12 +0000

Polycystic fibrosis faeries hard at work.

By: Spacejoey

Spacejoey — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 23:06:51 +0000

It was quick and unexpected. I didn’t see it coming.

By: Olav

Olav — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 23:02:59 +0000

You’ll shit bricks

By: Spacejoey

Spacejoey — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 23:02:35 +0000

Can’t wait for it to get laid.

By: Spacejoey

Spacejoey — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 22:59:36 +0000

But it looks so fresh!

By: Spacejoey

Spacejoey — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 22:59:19 +0000

Sorry sister Pei Mai, we can’t harvest that, it’s too big for your womb. Thus in vitro fertilization is out of the question.

By: Spacejoey

Spacejoey — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 22:58:12 +0000

Eee pei no do? JAaaaa!

By: Spacejoey

Spacejoey — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 22:56:45 +0000

Oh honey, my day was awful, just another Fry-day.

By: Spacejoey

Spacejoey — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 22:56:03 +0000

New Yolk City here I come!

By: Spacejoey

Spacejoey — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 22:54:57 +0000

How long will it take for this egg to cook?

Depends what it’s cooking!

By: tomtom

tomtom — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 22:54:16 +0000

The nature of Monkey was irrepressible!

from TV series Monkey (Magic):
“…the powers of the Sun and the Moon all worked upon a certain rock, old as creation. And it became magically fertile. That first egg was named “Thought”. Tathagata Buddha, the Father Buddha, said, “With our thoughts, we make the World”. Elemental forces caused the egg to hatch. From it came a stone monkey. The nature of Monkey was irrepressible!”

By: Spacejoey

Spacejoey — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 22:54:01 +0000

Ladies and gentle men, observe, the Practical Yoker!!

By: Spacejoey

Spacejoey — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 22:52:01 +0000

How does the Chicken fit its shell?
Egg-sactly!!

By: Spacejoey

Spacejoey — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 22:49:19 +0000

What red neck inbreed is this species?

By: Spacejoey

Spacejoey — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 22:48:32 +0000

Honey, my breakfast coming soon?

Don’t worry Harold, I’m on it, all on it.

By: Spacejoey

Spacejoey — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 22:47:15 +0000

GO wheat!
GO wheat

I said a egg hot links

I said a egg hot linnks

I said a brat beef kilbasa hot boiled sausage and egg

When I say hillshire you say farms

hillshire

farms

Go egg!