This chef's knife is so awesome it's criminal! Behold the Evidence Chef's Knife, complete with fired-on, food-safe "blood" design and evidence tag! At just $14.95, it's a steal (though we definitely don't recommend that you use it to commit any crime): http://shop.neatorama.com/product-info.php?bloody-evidence-chef-knife-pid479.html
Also check out these other fun kitchen stuff at the Neatorama Online Store:
Food Face Kid's Dinner Plate
Wrench Salad Tools
Pac-Man Pot Holder
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