Artist Pete Dungey did an unofficial survey to find out who is the most famous Alan (and Allen) in England ... and then etched the resulting names onto a set of allen (get it?) wrenches. Here's the project, cheekily named Alan Wrenches (links are mine):
1. Alan Titchmarsh, Horticulturalist
2. Alan Partridge, Fictional Comedian
3. Lily Allen, Pop Singer
4. Alan Shearer, Ex-Footballer
5. Alan Carr, Comedian
6. Sir Alan Sugar, Business Tycoon
7. Tim Allen, Actor
http://www.petedungey.com/project_pages/alan_key.php - via Definitive Touch
Previously on Neatorama: Alan-Allan-Allen
Woody Allen isn't there because he isn't English
Woody Allen is not there because the wrenches are made of metal... XD