Comments on: Caption Monkey 61: You Shall Not Pass!

By: konaha

konaha — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 02:12:56 +0000

Super Saiyan transformation!! Hamster version!

By: kl

kl — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 23:22:04 +0000

OM! NOM! NOM!, MUahahahahahahaha

By: JB

JB — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 22:52:05 +0000

How did that wolf find me here?!?

By: JB

JB — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 22:51:36 +0000

And the fourth little pig, Merv, thought he would be safe in his tree house…

By: JB

JB — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 22:48:57 +0000

I don’t mind the baths, but do you have to BLOW DRY?!?

By: Peter Williams

Peter Williams — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 22:02:24 +0000

An African or a European Swallow?
I don’t know the answer to that!

By: DaveL

DaveL — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 21:10:35 +0000

Thou shalt not have any other ham-hams before me!

By: JB

JB — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 21:10:19 +0000

Happy Birthday, Mr. President…

By: DaveL

DaveL — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 21:06:11 +0000

Lo I am with you always even unto the end of the world!

By: DaveL

DaveL — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 21:02:06 +0000

The bible said nothing about the anti-christ being human you fools.

By: DaveL

DaveL — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 21:00:02 +0000

Are you the key master?

By: DaveL

DaveL — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 20:59:26 +0000

I am fluffy… the destroyer of worlds.

By: DaveL

DaveL — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 20:58:24 +0000

You fool… you’ve killed us all!

By: DaveL

DaveL — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 20:52:39 +0000

Some call meee…. Tim?

By: RyanSelvy

RyanSelvy — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 20:06:25 +0000

ITS OVER 9,000!!!!!!!!

By: brother kenneth

brother kenneth — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 19:49:10 +0000

“Come back and fight like a man, you yellow bastard!”

By: Ffloundering

Ffloundering — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 19:42:42 +0000

Alex, I’d like to solve the Video Daily Double:

What is the offspring of a union between Falkor from “The Neverending Story” and the Mogwai Gizmo from “Gremlins.”

By: Daikon Eklectik

Daikon Eklectik — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 19:19:35 +0000

MORTAL KOMBAT!!

By: catsvillage

catsvillage — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 19:00:34 +0000

ooooooooh you make me sooooooooo mad!!!

By: Christophe

Christophe — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 18:46:47 +0000

Kamehamehaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!

By: Carless

Carless — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 18:21:53 +0000

And then I sez,,, “I ain’t scared of yer stinkin’ blow dryer!”

By: Dayna

Dayna — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 18:18:37 +0000

Soon…Soon my children it will be ours. The trees the ground, the WORLD. All I need you to do is pick up that phone and commit to a donation of $99.95…

By: Patrick M

Patrick M — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 17:57:19 +0000

It is I! The gate keeper!

By: pwscott

pwscott — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 17:55:11 +0000

Hello. My name is Montoya Cricetidae. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

By: trishlovesdolphins

trishlovesdolphins — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 17:32:33 +0000

They say a monster lives in this tree… but I haven’t seen him.

By: Foreigner1

Foreigner1 — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 17:20:54 +0000

Eyye Am tha Hamster whoo Sayes IKKETEPANGZOOOOOO—PONG!!!

And You- Sirs, will Nót pass this bridge!

By: Jhaber2000

Jhaber2000 — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 17:13:43 +0000

After much turmoil, Wolf Blitzer’s pubes finally made a run for it.

By: mack

mack — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 17:05:31 +0000

dumbledore maybe dead,
but his beard lives on
and will continue to fight the good fight

By: Dan of the North

Dan of the North — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 17:03:39 +0000

“This is the last time I do a temp job for a bunch of squirrels! It’s driving me nuts!”

By: Jose Luis Marques

Jose Luis Marques — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 16:45:26 +0000

Why, yes, I HAVE seen a squonk’s tears…..

By: phisherben

phisherben — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 16:45:15 +0000

Lemmiwinks was never the same after his journey…

By: thefuzz84

thefuzz84 — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 16:38:32 +0000

Blast! My Tesla coil / hair treatment experiment has failed again!

By: Ichabod Crane

Ichabod Crane — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 16:30:11 +0000

HA, I only pretended to be poisoned! It was all a clever ruse so I could be the one to finally kill Bill!

By: jj

jj — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 16:20:25 +0000

commander poopy butt’s cold, iron gaze told me everything i needed to know. fluffy kitty wasn’t scared or even stuck in that tree. the fuzzyfuzzy pet rebellion had begun.

By: gurnorg

gurnorg — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 16:12:34 +0000

Hair

A poem by Shel Silverstein

My hair grows down to my toes

I never wears no clothes

I just wraps my hair

Around my bare

And down the road i goes.

By: taliesyn30

taliesyn30 — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 15:56:17 +0000

Outside video shoots were always dreaded by Siouxsie of the Hamshees.

By: jimbo

jimbo — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 15:55:32 +0000

You must cut down a treeeeeee…
with a hairy!

By: Matt

Matt — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 15:46:02 +0000

Next on National Geographic, the rarely seen albino long haired tree hamster which has evolved the ability to disguise itself as a toupee and cling to men’s head to survive in modern day cities.

By: Trent

Trent — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 15:41:48 +0000

Evil, beady eyes..? Check.

Wacky, white hair..? Check.

Deep, booming, maniacal laughter..? Must.. work on that one.

By: Judy B

Judy B — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 15:39:22 +0000

“Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time.”

By: Judy B

Judy B — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 15:34:05 +0000

Cthulhu ain’t got nothin on me!

By: Perdue

Perdue — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 15:10:24 +0000

“Kameeehaaameeehaaaaa!”

By: Kate

Kate — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 15:08:38 +0000

That was hair gel right?

By: Zack

Zack — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 15:04:51 +0000

My child, we can no longer live as hamsters. We know too much.

By: kwstudz

kwstudz — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 14:48:57 +0000

What started out as a cute little hampster, now is a killer hamster trying to take over the world

By: angus1357

angus1357 — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 14:46:45 +0000

Little did they know Mr. Tingles had the doomsday button all along

By: angus1357

angus1357 — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 14:43:32 +0000

Squeekie-kins use hurricane of doom attack…GO!!!

By: Justin Gilmore

Justin Gilmore — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 14:42:23 +0000

It’s just a little bunny…. with big pointy teeth

By: bgogirl

bgogirl — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 14:11:29 +0000

I’ll get you my pretty … and your little dog, too!

By: gimpy

gimpy — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 13:54:08 +0000

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a… OMG!! What is he?