Neither Snow Nor Rain ... But Pot Will Do a Postman In!

While it's debatable on whether marijuana will lead to harder drugs, it's now fact that it can lead to laziness.

Here's the story of a postman who got so lazy after smoking so much pot that he decided to burn mail instead of delivering it:

Neil Goddard, 32, was given a 12-month sentence after he set up a huge cannabis factory in his bedroom and managed to cultivate 8,000 pounds of the drug.

But he smoked so much of it over a year-old period that he was too high to bother delivering thousands of items of post.

So let's revise that (unofficial) postal service motto: "Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night shall stay these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds, but pot surely can!"

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"He stopped delivering junk mail which some may say was a public service."

That was certainly a public service!!

I hate junk mail and the scum that send it to me.
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Ehh... Cultivated 8,000lbs of pot?! That is A LOT of work! Does not seem to me that a lazy person would be pulling such a large scale operation. Strained for time maybe?
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What an idiot mailman, he could be getting in shape delivering mail while blazing up. Instead he goes ahead and burns people's mail, further ruining the reputation of law-abiding and hard working stoners everywhere. Oh yes, law-abiding and hard working.
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mikos: no. Circumstancial evidence since college is more than enough to me. But I am fairly sure there are more than a few studies that adequately factor in the costs of pot users to society. Why, do you think potheads are as useful to society as other people?
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8000 lbs = 128000 ounces, 20 years ago when i knew what pot went for that had to be worth at least many millions of dollars....I don't trust this story much
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@ MYTAKE:

It really depends on the person. You may have become a loathsome unwashed lazy git, but personally I never slowed down regardless of how much I smoked.

I guess Obama is a slow reject too since he admitted to "inhaling alot".
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I once read a news article about a drunk driver who killed a family of four. It's NOW A FACT that all drinkers of Alcohol are irresponsible people who have no consideration for human life.
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I love this site but the ignorance displayed about Marijuana on here is truly surprising.

Some authors here on Neatorama really need to take one day and volunteer with Cures Not Wars and see the benefits of this plant.

But I guess cancer and AIDS patients who use Marijuana to relieve their symptoms are only a bunch of lazy drug addicts who are a burden on society.
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Sounds a bit like the plot of this movie:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0118785/

In which the main character is a lazy mailman who's throwing people's junk mail into a hole in a railroad tunnel.
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I gotta call shenanigans here, 8000 lbs of cannabis, you would have to grow like 8000 plants...... In a bedroom? I thought neatorama was smarter than to spread government propaganda like this.....

Please prove me wrong, I dont want to have to boycott Neatorama too.....
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So one person got arguably lazy after smoking. Doesn't really scream "FACT" like the title of the article claimed. Many states are even now legalizing medical marijuana: http://tinyurl.com/l6fcnd
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Tim Giachetti, I never smoked pot in college or anywhere, I was talking about some of the people I had to endure there and later throughout my professional life.

The problem with pot users is that they often lack self-awareness and seldom think of themselves as 1) addicted or 2) a burden, but they're usually both to some degree. And comparisons to alcoholics or to medicinal users are beside the point really.
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I completely agree with Mouserz: "Its just pot, laziness depends on the person." I know some fully functional potheads who go to work everyday and do their job as they were hired to do. Most drug abusers (other than pot) have never even tried pot. Their first drug was caffeine, alcohol or cigarettes - and those are all legal.
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Truly, the only real measure of someone is how much they contribute to society.

That's why I hate those lazy babies.

And 8000 pounds?!? Could it be the writer of the article was confused and it was 8000 Pounds Sterling's worth?
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Tim Giachetti, you don't seem to be either thinking straight or reading correctly: I say pot users lack self-awareness. Those who do not take drugs tend to have a much lower opinion of potheads' contributions to society than the drug users' own assumptions. Can you contradict that?
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